Silver Tongue

yourplayersaidwhat:

In a mini homebrew campaign with a party of two 20lvl rogue/warlock characters, the pair is arriving at an old lighthouse that has been repurposed by a lich to serve as his lair. The beacon itself has been replaced with a crystal that glows in a beam of sickly green light that still spins around the lighthouse.

DM (me): Okay, as you approach, the beam immediately focuses on you two.

Player 1: So it’s basically Sauron’s eye?

DM: (chuckles) Yeah I suppose. Both of you roll constitution saving throws.

Player 2: Nat 1

Player 2: That’s a 2.

DM: Okay, so as the green beam hits you, both of you feel horrible pain as your skin begins to disintegrate. In addition to this, as both of you failed your saves, the last thing you both see before blacking out is hundreds of skeletons appearing out from under the snow and slowly shuffling towards you two.

Player1: Spooky scary skeletons, they’re serving Sauron’s eye…

dlubes:

satandotgov:

foervraengd:

foervraengd:

Remember when tumblr turned off replies for like a whole year because they worked on a new system but apparently couldn’t let the old one stay meanwhile for some reason


Remember when tumblr was actively asking ppl to stop using the third party extension “missing e”(forefather to xkit) because apparently they didn’t wanna admit its the only way that’d make it bearable to even use tumblr.


Remember when tumblr purged users who uploaded audio posts of copyrighted music. Not removing the posts but the accounts would risk being deactivated if they had even one audio post.


Remember when tumblr made a “pinned post” feature so other blogs pinned posts was always at the top of your dashboard and you couldn’t remove it.


Remember how you could risk deleting your whole account when you just wanted to delete a sideblog

Remember when ask posts wasn’t rebloggable

remember when you had to scroll back to the top of the post to like/reblog it

Back in the super old days, reblogging a post brought you to a whole entire other page. You then had to add tags in a separate box and then publish the post. You could basically have fifty posts in different tabs all ready to be posted.

Blocking an anon would bring the person’s url to your blocked users list so you could always see who sent anon hate.

There was no instant reblog button till like 2015

rasec-wizzlbang:

respectable-loonitic:

rasec-wizzlbang:

captain-crayon:

rasec-wizzlbang:

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

W h y   a r e    y o u    d o i n g   t h i s   t h e n?

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yourfavhasonebraincell:

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Lapis and Peridot from Steven Universe share one collective braincell!

imaginescalemates:

i hate horror games but its worth watching the lets plays for this lmfao

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morbart:

morbart:

Give me a post-Fusion mini-story where Samus has to deal with another infant of Ridley’s species and is torn between the ideas of blowing its brains out to save everyone some trouble, or trying really hard to raise it with some understanding of right and wrong.

Less than a week later:

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scraps-is-busy:
“Sign. Sign and all your problems vanish. Sign, and you never need anything else, ever again.
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scraps-is-busy:

Sign. Sign and all your problems vanish. Sign, and you never need anything else, ever again.