Silver Tongue

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

you know, a lot of people were pissed at how silly lukes training methods were but like, did they forget he learned from yoda?

agripinaafalls:

xandertarbert:

nomadactual:

viesti3:

kazucrash:

onedoomedspacemarine:

kawaiite-mage:

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

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That would be Sandy Petersen.

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Nice

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

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lilybee:

mikamurha:

example 1.0 on why apologies are so much better than excuses

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and when someone tried to defend it:

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only trans girls will get this

is it pronounced 

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or 

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jitterbugjive:

side note: the idea of words not being counted as anything that can physically harm anyone and therefor it shouldn’t be a crime makes 0 sense because morals don’t work like that

if they did, stealing wouldn’t be illegal

there are plenty of ways to commit a crime against someone without bringing any physical harm. It’s a little thing called causing emotional distress.

sticks and stones may break your bones but words will leave emotional scars that will never heal

cowboysuggest:

cowboysuggest:

mr gorbachev STOOOOP LMAO no seriously STOP IIIITTTT

TAKE IT DOOOOWWWN LMAO STOOP

vampireapologist:

darkbluemint:

vampireapologist:

*takes off my shirt in front of my love interest so she can see all my scars like in an angsty book scene*

Her, delicately tracing them with her fingertips: what……happened to you

Me: WELL that one’s where I lied down on a lightbulb and THAT one is from running through cornstalks barefoot and THAT one is because I kept scratching a mosquito bite in my sleep and THAT one is from fighting a goose and tHIs is from when I fell through a window in a tickle fight, an-

Why does anyone try to fight a goose?

Sometimes the goose gives you no option

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

remindmeofthe:

siriuslyblack:

You know that part in movies where the main character turns on their car radio and the song that’s playing slowly fades in and becomes the movies background music? I like that

I love the opposite, where the background music is seemingly just background music until the cut to someone turning off the radio and the music abruptly cuts off.

The first one is called the Diegetic Switch. The second one is the Left the Background Music On trope which is more fun and full of comedic potential

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lalonde-lesbian:

pochowek:

that blonde fucker from full metal alchemist? missing a leg and an arm? constantly next to this huge dude with an obscured face? junkrat

op i will grind ur bones into paste and sell it to ur local supermarket