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*completely fucking speechless*
everytime you see those Starscream jokes you think they’re exaggerations but jesus christ they’re really not lmao
Megatron: -trips and stays on floor for a split second-
Starscream: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN, I STARSCREAM WILL NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS.
I’m not sure which is funnier: Star Screams complete lack of chill since the earliest days of the cartoons or Megatron’s walrus mating call in a moment of distress
we should just start writing our text posts like youtubers
what’s up gamers? i’ve got a pretty awesome post for you today, i think you’re gonna like it a lot, let’s just get right into it, shall we?
i wanna die
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thanks! i hate it.
I don’t think Winry gets enough credit as a genius. Like, automail would need her to understand engineering, robotics, anatomy, and particularly how nervous systems work, and she’s technically a surgeon. She was already a regular helper at Pinako’s shop when she was 11. At 15, she walked into a town full of top automail experts and impressed all but one of them with a rush-order arm she’d made. Then, she took over one person’s shop so thoroughly, her customers won’t even let someone else make the outer casings. On top of that, she read medical books as a child and not only understood them, but retained enough of it to successfully deliver a baby years later even though that had nothing to do with her preferred field. And she didn’t have any help from the Truth.
Winry might not be an alchemist, but she’s a medical and engineering genius and somebody needs to tell her that right now.
once, i saw someone write LGTB rather than LGBT and it confused me for a second but now i really love it because it is a perfect acronym for Lets Guillotine The Bourgeoisie
Let’s Get This Bread
Bread is exactly what the French wanted when they guillotined the bourgeoisie
