Silver Tongue

tsundere-kawaii-shark:

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I was doing so well until they appeared

farawayavalons:

farawayavalons:

farawayavalons:

top tier: mario and luigi being good brothers

god tier: mario and being good brothers AND engaging in Sibling Culture™

luigi: hey do we have any milk left

mario: oh i drank the last of it

luigi:

mario:

luigi: foolish of you to think you can keep on containing my power. you’ll pay dearly for your milk-stealing crimes soon enough

mario: and who’s going to stop me?? you and your bones lacking in calcium? The milk police?? god??? I have to laugh

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you guys know exactly what’s up

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Originally posted by giantbombnonsense

garbagegnostic:
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Anti wolf heck collar

heatandapathy:

catchymemes:

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“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”

“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.

“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.

aqueerkettleofish:

jakemorph:

i wanna watch spiderverse but do i have to see spidertop and spiderbottom first or does it not matter?

It is not necessary to watch Venom to see Spiderverse, no.

children-against-pedophiles:

roachpatrol:

sufjansontag:

libertarian–princess:

shaelit:

roachpatrol:

coolthingoftheday:

This is what the tea that was dumped into the Boston Harbor would have looked like. In the 1700s, tea was compressed into planks; a plank this size could last a person roughly a year. They would be bought in sections, and small slivers would be shaved off into the kettle every time somebody wanted to make a cup of tea.

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what the **** that’s so neat

So what you’re telling me is that they were Frisbeeing tea off the ships.

And THAT’S why it was such a big deal; they literally destroyed a couple decades worth of tea with each crate they tossed.

They dumped forty-six tons of the stuff into Boston Harbor; that’s worth $1.7 million USD adjusted for inflation.

People don’t protest like they used to smdh

#this tea

this is also fucking neat but someone censored my fucking swearing so i have to fucking put it back in this thread like who the fuck does that kind of shit and can i throw their fucking tea in the ocean for it

That last comment made me realize this was back when you could edit someone else’s post

meepmorp-and-suffering:

enjoloras:

dvandom:

enjoloras:

As a transgender man who is going to be having a baby, I am so glad that by technicality my child will be able to fulfil the prophecy and defeat Macbeth.

To be on the safe side, get a C-section?  Macbeth really needs defeating.

Ironically I do have to have a C-section due to a hip problem I have. So it’s double accurate.

I like how this post implies that Macbeth is still out there, most likely terrorizing people, and no one has been able to stop him

the-black-backed-gull:

amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt:

arnvgrg:

the princess diaries was anne hathaway’s first movie and like can you imagine being in her place and just casually being told oh btw julie andrews is your co-star no pressure welcome to hollywood

I imagine it would feel something like this 

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that’s the plot of the movie 

concentrated-sunshine:

silver-tongues-blog:

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seriously though, in 2020 you need to swallow your fucking pride and vote for the primary democrat even if you dont agree with them. any other vote is only going to increase the chances of another republican taking office. if you didnt learn anything from the last election, then i guess hindsight isnt actually 2020

i dont get how people are like “hmm, the republicans are trying to undermine democracy and stripping away the rights of people as well as spreading hate and violence? well im not gonna vote unless bernie is the democrat primary”

Imagine admitting years in advance that you just can’t field a decent opponent against a cheeto in wig and having the gall to demand others just surrender their vote to you out of pity.

Good God is this really the state of American democrats?

my priority is putting out the fire. then we can focus on rebuilding. the republicans are by far the biggest threat to democracy and they need to be voted out of office before we vote the democrats out of office in favour for independent parties.. voting independant will only split the votes and result in more republican terms.

That doesn’t make sense as you’ve explained it…don’t vote indy now but vote indy later, all you’re doing is delaying the inevitable.

You still have the core problem : the Democrat party seems fundamentally incapable of appealing to its own base and is viewed as rife with corruption..demanding people be feudal serfs and just give up their right to vote to their Democrat lords…and I gotta tell you, this message doesn’t seem to be working from what I can see..and in my head can’t work with an informed public. 

All you’re doing as I can tell is paving the way from Trump 2020.

so by your logic; if everyone who is against the republican votes for the democrat primary, it would result in republicans winning? how does that work out?

Because you’re assuming that your message resonates with the voting populace, previous experience and current observation show that it doesn’t, additionally if your plan is to get a Dem in now and then spend 4-8 years shredding them to push independent parties/candidates but the Republicans remain a solid coherent group then…all you’re doing is delaying them.


Does that make sense?


Armchair psyche: liberals don’t react to authoritarian orders to vote X way  like conservatives, they don’t have the same obedience to hierarchy and a different strategy is needed…like fielding an appealing candidate who inspires them to vote, who earns the privilege.

so you would rather have 4 more years of trump to teach teh democratic party a lesson than actually try to buy time to make things better?

No i’d rather you get your shit together and actually deserve the support of your people because as I said, I can’t cope with 4 more years of that cunt nor the insufferable whinging of you lot that are seemingly terminally incapable of getting the job done.

voting independent will only split the votes and result in him in office again. i dont know why thats so hard for people to understand. probably because everyone assumes that their independant party is the one that will break the system despite the fact that it will only result in the republicans taking another term

concentrated-sunshine:

silver-tongues-blog:

concentrated-sunshine:

silver-tongues-blog:

concentrated-sunshine:

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seriously though, in 2020 you need to swallow your fucking pride and vote for the primary democrat even if you dont agree with them. any other vote is only going to increase the chances of another republican taking office. if you didnt learn anything from the last election, then i guess hindsight isnt actually 2020

i dont get how people are like “hmm, the republicans are trying to undermine democracy and stripping away the rights of people as well as spreading hate and violence? well im not gonna vote unless bernie is the democrat primary”

Imagine admitting years in advance that you just can’t field a decent opponent against a cheeto in wig and having the gall to demand others just surrender their vote to you out of pity.

Good God is this really the state of American democrats?

my priority is putting out the fire. then we can focus on rebuilding. the republicans are by far the biggest threat to democracy and they need to be voted out of office before we vote the democrats out of office in favour for independent parties.. voting independant will only split the votes and result in more republican terms.

That doesn’t make sense as you’ve explained it…don’t vote indy now but vote indy later, all you’re doing is delaying the inevitable.

You still have the core problem : the Democrat party seems fundamentally incapable of appealing to its own base and is viewed as rife with corruption..demanding people be feudal serfs and just give up their right to vote to their Democrat lords…and I gotta tell you, this message doesn’t seem to be working from what I can see..and in my head can’t work with an informed public. 

All you’re doing as I can tell is paving the way from Trump 2020.

so by your logic; if everyone who is against the republican votes for the democrat primary, it would result in republicans winning? how does that work out?

Because you’re assuming that your message resonates with the voting populace, previous experience and current observation show that it doesn’t, additionally if your plan is to get a Dem in now and then spend 4-8 years shredding them to push independent parties/candidates but the Republicans remain a solid coherent group then…all you’re doing is delaying them.


Does that make sense?


Armchair psyche: liberals don’t react to authoritarian orders to vote X way  like conservatives, they don’t have the same obedience to hierarchy and a different strategy is needed…like fielding an appealing candidate who inspires them to vote, who earns the privilege.

so you would rather have 4 more years of trump to teach teh democratic party a lesson than actually try to buy time to make things better?