Silver Tongue

moonpaw:
game theory
Fuck you.

I cant believe joey is a furry

a-little-big:
tilthat:
TIL after Ameila Earhart’s plane was presumed lost, all subsequent distress calls were treated as hoaxes. Recent research concluded however that half of the calls, many of which were received by amateur radio operators, were credible, indicating that she may have survived for weeks after the crash.
via reddit.com
so yall sayin one of the most famous missing dead woman was none of those things and just being IGNORED
Them: Amelia Earhart forever disappeared in her plane crash
Amelia, on the radio: I’M STILL HERE
Them: Sometimes we can still hear her voice

atheistj:

bitterfucked:

prokopetz:
themischiefoftad:
prokopetz:
waepenlesbian:
prokopetz:
canardbabillard:
prokopetz:
Today’s pet peeve: a piano is not “a harp in a box”.
A piano is a dulcimer in a box.
A harpsichord is a harp in a box.
To be even more pedantic, it’s a hammered dulcimer in a box. Dulcimers are a pretty broad family and not all are, well, hammered.
A piano is the result of a frustrated dulcimerist going “what I really need is to be able to wield more hammers at once. No, more than that. More.”
To be fair, I’d say a harpsichord is more of a guitar/lute/etc. in a box, given the twanginess of it.
Proposal: rescore all of J S Bach’s harpsichord concertos for six-string banjo.
One of my coworkers once described an accordion as “a piano that squashes”.
Strictly speaking, an accordion is a mutant harmonica.
slight correction: a BUTTON accordion is a mutant harmonica. a piano accordion is a box of oboes

a glockenspiel is a baby xylophone

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

n0-way-n0:

What it’s like dealing with customers in retail

hugerez:

me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?
the defendant: i’m a scorpio
me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor

the prosecutor is probably a libra

areallyangrychicken:

littlebabyidiot:
im
fuck thats so clapback

cosmic-rumpus:

dirk is the left brain and hal is the right brain
dirk is now dead

notnoce:

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