darkerpit:

clown-names:

clown-names:

fried-ferret:

clown-names:

fried-ferret:

impeachy the conservative clown

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

now you’ve fucking done it

the clown

“now you’ve fucking done it the clown” never fails to slay me in one hit,

loudmouthed:

WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them

ceravyni:

Fruits basket: A homeless schoolgirl reforms a bunch of furries.

smythas:

rittie:

rittie:

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

pancakeke:

birdantlers:

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

paddie-ut:

This made me laugh this morning, had to doodle it

xxsmokbeastxx:

windycube:

in twilight, its very heavily implied that the length of the wolves’ fur is determined by the lenght/haircut that their human form has, so all the wolves chop off their hair when they turn to avoid looking like mops i guess

here’s a thought then: what if they intentionally get an uneven haircut? would their fur be uneven? what if they shave off a side of their hair. how would that translate to the wolf body, if we take into account that the scalp = the whole body. Would one of their legs just randomly be shaved? would it just be a random hairless patch instead? what if they had dreads. what if they had cornrows. stephanie if youre out there,

OK so i literally threw myself out of bed to do this after seeing this

So you’re telling me,

 if they get half a shave

they get half-

Half ass?

istandonsnowpiles:

e-seal:

istandonsnowpiles:

You’ve heard about hot sauce now get ready for

COLD SAUCE

vaporub

Don’t eat that!

intpdreamer:

castingcomets:

There are 3 brands of character songs, any song you associate with a character will fit one or more of these categories:

1. The lyrics fit

2. The song just carries those Character Vibes, often times inexplicably, regardless of lyrics

3. You really liked that song at the same time you liked the character

These are the facts

4. Exactly one lyric in the entire song fits, but it fits so well you’re going to keep the song anyways

s3tok41b4:

turing-tested:

not saying steven universe doesnt havs its faults but i personally find comfort in the idea of a fantasy universe where abusers can change and acknowledge how they’ve hurt you. fiction has always been a form of escapism and while its perfectly fine and good to be critical of the media you consume i feel that a lot of people miss the integral part of steven universe in that it doesn’t play by our rules. its nice to envision and be a part of a world where violence can be met with love and kindness.

its nice to see media that handles being gritty and difficult topics with the right mix of positivity and love. you can yell all you want about how it doesnt make sense, how it wouldn’t go that way, how some things are unforgivable, but at the same time, sometimes escaping into a world where things do work out and hurt doesn’t have to keep happening is nice.

Some people have just, forgotten what fantasy is and is for.