Silver Tongue

henstomper:

little-deku-tree:

bbs-butt:

henstomper:

YA novel: what if you were sorted into an arbitrary category at birth and that defined your entire life and you were harshly punished for trying to break out of it

me in like 8th grade: wow this is really compelling and relatable for me.         and theres no possible reason why

It’s almost like young adults relate to Young Adult literature! :p

it’s almost like it would be easier if your path in life was already set out for you and you didn’t have to worry about it

neither of these could be any further from the point of this post than they are

silly-slacker-person:

gahdamnpunk:

Tell them the air is halal too

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Originally posted by usedpimpa

can someone explain what halal is for those of us who dont know?

cosla:
“ mcbrayers:
“ yet another unrealistic expectation for men
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really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
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cosla:

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for men

really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.

wizardshark:

raptorific:

“Miles Morales is a teen so naturally he’s read homestuck!”

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HES AN ARTIST. HE HAS.

lynxgriffin:

The Fun Gang’s all here again! The question is…where is here?

So yup, new part for Paper Trail here! I wanted to get up this part before KH3 eats my face and soul next week, so here we go! Next part will be along at a future time!

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“the everything needs fixing!?” will now and forever be my favourite phrase

justyouraveragehufflepuff:

I Am My Mom | Reunited | Change Your Mind

jitterbugjive:

jtbjsx:

jitterbugjive:

i cant believe i live in a world where a giant fat baby can shut down the government over a tantrum because he’s not getting what he wants 


yep. this is america. nothing but a nightmarish circus show.

I can’t believe you don’t care about border security or human trafficking 

uhhh actually what I care about is the fact that the president is putting a fuck ton of people out of work who are being held hostage with no pay

this man who promised mexico would fund the wall, now holding the government hostage to demand america funds it instead

I just got my food stamps 3 weeks early because of the shut down

That means I will NOT get my food stamps next month and I have to be really careful and ration my fucking food

Also a fucking wall is not going to stop those things from happening and you’re super ignorant if you think that’s all it’s going to take

human trafficking happens in our own godamn country where our own godamn children and citizens are being kidnapped and that aint got nothing to do with the border because no matter where you are people are sick fucks

and for you to say stupid shit like I ‘dont care’ about it just because I don’t like how the president is handling shit like a child who can’t get his way is just more willful ignorance to the fact that how he’s doing this is FUCKING WRONG

also, just throwing this out there, our national security is at even more risk than it was before 9/11 because of the shutdown considering TSA is a federal workforce and many have straight up stopped showing up since theyre not getting paid.

elwurd:

pancake-shmamcake:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

squipthirstclub:

there should be a plague inc fandom

devolving a symptom that mutated on its own

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“there are no healthy people left on earth”

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when greenland closes their portsbefore you can infect them:
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daily-betas:
“good salamander best daughter
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daily-betas:

good salamander best daughter