xxtc-96xx:

I don’t know what half these faces are

beardedmrbean:

coffeeseed:

God, I can’t tell you how much the “there’s not enough enrichment in my enclosure” joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can’t comprehend, pretending that I’m a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like “Your head gets screwey when you’re apartment is messy” just doesn’t carry as much resonance as “The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered” because then I’ll be like, no shit? The tiger? I’ve gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

sharkodactyl:

i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway

todaysbird:

chronic cool guy syndrome

somecunttookmyurl:

nostalgicfun:

What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone? 

my fucking god these tags aged me 50 years

they’re literally the size of a CD, hen. you can still buy them

hoofpeet:

POV: You’re visiting Anville town for a while and stumble across your (presumed dead) brother, who’s apparently been hanging out with his secret family for the last 5 years??

toskarin:

toskarin:

someone tells me they’re an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

sensing?

asirpaz:

TIKTOK IS LITERALLY MAKING TUMBLR HIGH A REAL THING

thefinalgirlz-archive:

WAIT I HAVE ANOTHER ONE reblog with the childhood movie you loved but you swear nobody else had heard of mine is quest for camelot