THIS TUMBLR POST IS FOR MEN ONLY. FEMALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THESE PRODUCTS OR EAT MAN SOUP.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Men who make fun of the absurdity of gendered products (and are aware of the frailty of the type of masculinity that created them) give me life. You guys are amazing.
humans are a double edge sword when it comes to space federations. you always want one on your team but you absolutely under no circumstances leave them unsupervised.
one time when i worked at jimmy johns a mother put her purse in the baby seat and her toddler on the table then proceeded to yell at us when we asked her to stop her toddler from smacking the hanging light (which was on a bar so all the lights on in that row above other cusomers were swinging) while her other child held down the ice machine button and got ice all over the floor. Apparently we have no right telling her how to raise her (safety hazard) children.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.