honestlygarbage:

all-things-devours:

According to a letter Tolkien wrote in 1971, his school-friends “used to write his initials as ‘JR²T’ and pronounce them ‘to rhyme with dirt’.”

you: jolkein rolkein rolkein tolkein

me, an intellectual: jirt

officialkeikoandgilly:

tinyrats:

greshkaal:

rustybuckett:

great-tweets:

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

UPDATE

That’s the artist that made the art on the wall!

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You sister has received meme fame.

possumoftheday:

Help me name this baby!

Hmm… they look like a “Rocky” to me.

poetry-protest-pornography:

arrghigiveup:

The comments and responses on this post are amazing

I’m c r y i n g

Oh my godddd

toastyhat:

Character mix requests…names below!

dualscar-aradia, sollux-roxy, eridan-jack noir, PM-spades slick, meenah-aranea, doc scratch-vriska, signless-ghb, WV-roxy

turntechtestament:

kanaya for @banishedquasiroyal blah blah @homestuckartists event

mamoru:

the internet is a sacred medium for humor

tycarterart:

“No wonder you’re extinct!” Denis Nedry, Jurassic Park for patreon.com/tycarter
Jurassic Park was one of my favorite movies as a boy and is still today. I thought it might be fun to take some of the most memorable scenes and caricature them. 

did-you-kno:

The 60-acre Cool Patch Pumpkins corn maze in Dixon, CA, is so big that people routinely call 911 for help getting out, even though they have a map that details every twist and turn. 

Yeaaaahhh… no thanks.

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i wanna go there

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Boosting this warning!