filibusterfrog:

watching fma with my mum she loves it

shappeyknappey:

shappeyknappey:

Guys we got a lot going on political wise now but this one is one issue that should have been cut and dry and done.
Call your rep ASAP so they don’t forget to do this. Probably mention this would be the easiest legislation they would ever pass and get done

guys this is happening tomorrow and this looks like once it’s gone it will be a bitch and a half to get back CALL YOUR SENATORS PLEASE

Reblog the hell out of this please

batter-sempai:

This is one of the most evil puzzles I’ve ever seen

Originally posted by n64thstreet

why-is-daraya-in-detention:

Hear me out.

So, there’s a portal in Joey’s attic. Yeah, its pretty random, but considering good old dad Harley has shit from all around the world there, we can guess that he brought it from somewhere.

But this one of a kind prize is hidden. And covered. In a locked attic.

Why? Wouldn’t he want to display his greatest discovery? “Travel to new worlds! To space itself!”

Unless
it’s linked with a tragedy.

Unless
A. Claire accidentally turned it on at just the right time, and got transported to alternia.

This could explain why Jude knows about the portal and Joey doesn’t: Jude isn’t an idiot. He knows what happened to his mother. He put together the pieces himself. He IS a master theorist. Maybe that’s what got him into all this extraterrestrial junk to begin with. Either way, he’s keeping it a secret for a good reason. So no one tries it again.

Maybe this is why dad Harley left. He can’t stand to be around the house where he lost his love forever. He can’t stand to look at his kids, knowing he’s ruined their lives. That’s why he’s a bad parent.

Maybe that’s why Elwurd “knows your mom”
She literally knows your mom.
She’s seen her.
She’s met A. Claire.

On alternia.

But, the portal needs two people? Who came over to earth???

What if it was an eyeless black monster that began breeding at alarming rates, causing its offspring to have wings and limbs.

Offspring that dwell near the portal.
Near the Claire-Harley house.

I present to you: the Alternia Claire theory.

imperatritsa:

laughlikesomethingbroken:

areeceyafterlife:

 My favourite thing about the whole ‘no man of woman born’ thing is that it applies to a very broad church.

 For example:

•  People born via c-section (no man of woman born, meaning natural childbirth, aka, the Shakespeare approach)
  
•  Women (no man of woman born, aka, the Tolkein approach)
  
•  Non-binary types (see above)
  
•  Aliens (no man of woman born, with the meaning of man being in the ‘mankind’ sense)
  
• Artificial intelligences (see above again)
  
• Transmen (no man of woman born, the man-ness appears to come later as gender is a social construct. Arguably borderline, I know.)
  
• People carried by a man (no man of woman born)
  
• People grown in vats (no man of woman born)
  

 Basically, anyone who isn’t a human cisgendered male delivered via natural childbirth by a woman could kill Macbeth. (Given the equipment via science!, the child of a transwoman born via natural childbirth would still count as unable to.)

 It’s odd that you can divide mankind into ‘Macbeth killers’ and everyone else, even though everyone else is in the minority, especially if aliens are real and we create AIs capable of murdering Scottish kings.

there are two genders: macbeth killers and macbeth

macklesufficient:

#reblog if u can kill macbeth

postmarxed:

Life comes at you fast

mostlysignssomeportents:

The Kids Are Alright by Pia Guerra https://thenib.com/the-kids-are-alright
h/t Fipi Lele

crandberrycrush:

waldangerous:

Stuff like this is why I’m not famous.

This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get… but I love it. 

tagoragorjeck:

How does cosplay work on alternia?

We can assume all fictional characters most likely have horns

Would trolls make horns?

If so then how would they hide their usual ones?

Paint them black to blend in with their hair (if applicable- like small horns (stelsa and fozzer) or horns that go down ((like chixie and chahut))?

Do dedicated cosplay trolls break their horns off to rid themselves of fhe issue?

Or do they just leave their horns and dont worry about that part of the character?

If they cosplay a goldblood would they make a second set of horns? Or would that be considered insensitive? If you cosplay a character who is canotically from a higher caste than you, would that be insensitive?

Do alternians do bloodswaps of fictional trolls in their media? Like if a burgandy wants to cosplay a violet character, would they be able to do it as the character is violet or would they have to make the character burgandy (and thus insult the character???)?

How would this apply to anon-bloods? Can they do whatever or can they still only do bloods lower than them? (Or none at all if they’re a mutant??)

What about characters that dont exist on the hemospectrum (like that anime thing where the main character is a pink blood) can anyone cosplay her? Or can nobody cosplay her?

If you cosplay someone who isnt your blood (higher or lower on spectrum), could you be arrested for “lying about bloodcaste”?

Does alternia even HAVE cosplay????

Nepeta and equius cosplayed each other that one time. What if you can only cosplay characters with blood if someone you’re in quadrant with or your own blood potentially giving you 7 castes you can cosplay