Silver Tongue
petite-pumpkin:
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A baby…
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petite-pumpkin:

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A baby…

funkytoes:

concept: a film adaption of TAZ except it’s stop motion Laika style and “every once in a while” the film breaks the fourth wall with either Griffin talking or just like–getting some orange juice out of his fridge and/or all four McElroy’s sitting around the table with the–paused–stop motion scene and characters on that table in miniature as they argue about whether or not the roll someone made was as accurate as they claim

I just think that’d be pretty neat 

kevindrakewriter:
“ nitramgniknilra:
“ bogleech:
“ systlin:
“ m-is-for-mungo:
“ calleo:
“ Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number…
Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call...

kevindrakewriter:

nitramgniknilra:

bogleech:

systlin:

m-is-for-mungo:

calleo:

Oh my god, the 50s TV announcer voice at that number…

Also, it will say press 1 to support the wall, repeat that, make the sound a cell phone makes when a call has been disconnected if you don’t respond, and then say “Press 2 if you do not support the wall.”

Did it to fact check, and it does in fact make the “end call” noise making you believe the call was done before you could press 2 to say you don’t support the wall.

I’ve done this four times today. 

okay but does pressing 2 even actually do anything or did they probably just rig it to produce their pro-wall data anyway?

In twenty years this post will be in a textbook to teach kids why neoliberalism was a useless joke.

Know that this isn’t Trump’s ad but House Freedom Fund, a political action committee closely affiliated with the conservative Republican House Freedom Caucus.

If you call this number you could be handing over your phone number to be robo called by this committee for fund raising. There is nothing impartial about this. It is pointless to act on this number as the source is already biased for the wall and any dissenting call will just have their data collected, probably; I don’t have any real evidence of this but that’s my guess as to what is going on here.

viostormcaller:

ask-the-egos:

where-the-fuck-is-he:

otahkoapisiakii:

I went to get some cereal and I saw this picture on the back of the box

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I’m not good at Photoshop, but please. Someone who is, please do it. You know exactly what I’m talking about, you see him there, on the end

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GODDAMNIT ARE YOU SERIOUS

IM CRYING

yourfavewouldfistfightgod:

iamleggnd:

iamleggnd:

yourfavewouldfistfightgod:

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Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist would fistfight god

he FUCKIN did bro

crazy shit mannn

u kno wot

hed probably do it again

now this guy gets it

ngl ed elric was the very first person i thought of when i saw the flag base

lesbianshadowcat:

flametype:

lesbianshadowcat:

flametype:

lesbianshadowcat:

flametype:

lesbianshadowcat:

flametype:

some of you have never spent 100 years frozen in an iceberg while the world you were responsible for protecting fell to war and it shows

some of you have never been painfully disfigured by your own father at the tender age of 14 in response to an simple misstep and it shows

some of you were never forced to invent metalbending as your only escape from a hostage situation and it shows 

some of you have never lost your first love when she gave up her physical form to become the spirit of the moon and it shows

some of you have never confronted the man that murdered your mother by turning the rain above him into ice daggers only to give up your pursuit for vengeance out of pity and self-love and it shows

some of you have never been raised to believe that you are an unloveable monster and that your enemy is your own brother rather your evil father who carefully groomed you to be his greatest weapon and it shows

some of you have never lost your entire livelihood due to a group of rowdy teenagers’ recklessness and complete disregard for the value of cabbages and it shows

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some of you have never seen your closest friend fall down a path of darkness resulting in a volcano erupting when you try to stop him and when you saved him he leaves you and your dragon to die and it really shows

socialistexan:

clearancecreedwatersurvival:

Some reminders about Dr. King before tomorrow:

  • The United States Government was convicted in court of his murder.
  • He spoke out against police brutality, capitalism, and war.
  • He believed that white moderates were and are the greatest threat to civil rights, moreso than any hate group.
  • He was arrested over 10 times.
  • He was considered a dangerous radical by the majority of white Americans. 
  • He refused to condemn rioters, because “a riot is the language of the unheard.”
  • Any white person who voted for Trump who tries to use MLK or his words as a rhtetorical tactic to justify their bigotry and complain about people protesting can personally come to my apartment in the next 24 hours for an ass-kicking.

He was also a socialist.

chipper-smol:

Group +1!

normal-horoscopes:
“ lamignonette:
“Audrey Wollen via Lauren Spencer King
”
This high art is completely indistinguishable from a quality shitpost and I cannot quite describe the sheer existiential satisfaction and calm I am feeling right...

normal-horoscopes:

lamignonette:

Audrey Wollen via Lauren Spencer King

This high art is completely indistinguishable from a quality shitpost and I cannot quite describe the sheer existiential satisfaction and calm I am feeling right now

@butchpersephone

badcharacterdesign:

ask-me-about-loom:

wet-monsoon:

phony-time-traveler:

People you don’t understand this show was complete anarchy

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I remember when Chris Hardwick (Otis’ VA) was on Rob Paulsen’s (Peck’s VA) podcast and he told a story about how sometime after the cast found out the show was getting cancelled, they started goofing off in the recording booth and singing an improvised song called “Dick Tits”. When someone from the network happened to walk in, the show’s director responded, “What are you going to do, cancel us some more?”

actually better than the movie