tikkunolamorgtfo:

vigilantsycamore:

somecunttookmyurl:

book-limerence:

elmoxbigbird:

I lost it here

100gayz:

yall aint ready for her dropdown


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gunsandfireandshit:

mediumkravitz:

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I had to see this image so now you do, too.

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hello excuse me what the fuck is a gyal womanist mermaid

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all at once?

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So no Poland?

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That feeling when the label collector claims to be from every country on Earth except yours

Who is this bitch, Captain Planet?

Tag yourself. Im alternative non binary

I feel like this is very passive aggressive considering i skipped the puzzle he set up 10000 years ago an waited very patiently for link to enter

foil-flingza-roller:

i think the world is ready to see this one :)

swan2swan:

otherwindow:

why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

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feraligatr:
“feraligatr:
“feraligatr:
“ ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience
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ok attempt number #2 for my american followers:
me: i need to use...

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

feraligatr:

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

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captaincolossal:

bisexualisobel:

bisexualisobel:

bisexualisobel:

wow funny how white house aides and cabinet members are capable of resigning and speaking against tr*mp now that they’re all going to be unemployed in two weeks anyway and have nothing to lose

so very convenient to suddenly develop “morals” after four years just so you can be absolved in the court of public opinion and while he and his family go back to their gaudy penthouse and suffer no consequences other than MAYBE an exile from politics at the most you get to stroll right back into DC with a clean reputation and denounce him as if you weren’t standing beside him cheering him on the whole way

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I mean they’re also doing it to get out of participating in any 25th Amendment action that might happen.  Section 4 allows the VP and certain cabinet members to declare a president unfit and strip him of power.  As of today (January 8), 5 of those 15 cabinet positions are vacant, and I would expect to see more resignations, especially if the talk about invoking the 25th Amendment gains momentum.

This is an act of cowardice.  These people are getting out at the last minute, because there’s a chance that they would have to officially pick a side, and they don’t want to.

I’m going to talk about Betsy DeVos (because I’m from west Michigan) for a minute.  Her family and her husband’s family are rich (obviously) and well connected (obviously) and donated heavily to the Tr*mp campaign.  At some point (I can’t remember if it was before or after the 2016 election), one of them made a comment about how they were going to get something in return for their money, like it was an investment rather then a donation, basically.  And wow Betsy got herself a cabinet position.  So.  I guess if someone sells you a cabinet position, you’re not supposed to vote against him, but also it’d be super awkward if you didn’t vote against him.  Better to just resign.

andreablog2:

pollyjean:

trump supporters on twitter accidentally creating the mishapocalypse 3.0

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emo-boi:

ssinema:

Who wants to join my gang we’re gonna go to theme parks and boardwalks but never before sundown.

Requirements:

  • Must be gay
  • Must have no sense of fashion
  • Must be alarmingly interested in vampires

finally something I’m qualified for

what about snapping in unison as a dance number starts?

borderwar-cowabunga:

somewhere-inthe-deepdetails:

a-cosmic-raccoon:

990000:

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Oh god, imagine being the person who created that page.

She promised an ex who had belittled her dreams that one day he wouldn’t be able to order a coffee with out hearing one of her songs. She deserves all the good she’s worked for.

The thing people forget about her is that Lady Gaga is fueled mostly by spite