markiplier:

caustic-synishade:

Mark: “What malevolent being did I piss off to be cursed like this!“

Literally all of his fans:

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I’m just reblogging this for that face

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

“Men going their own way” sounds like it’d be some kinda cool warrior male type shit where they buy a large swath of land in Montana and live off the grid instead of unemployed losers talking about how their ex wives are whores on reddit 

apochedgie:
“No mere mortal can withstand the power of Mario’s nipples
”

apochedgie:

No mere mortal can withstand the power of Mario’s nipples

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We were setting up for a new campaign and doing a “is this an okay comp?” Kind of thing. In the past, everyone else in my group has had some kind of joke character, like Pret Zel the gnome or Walkien Bohnier, half-elf fighter. I had never done one before. It’s good to mention that we do this through Roll20 and discord. I was that last one to introduce my character.

DM: Alright, we’ve got a healer, a DPS caster, and a ranger. Tara, you got a tank up your sleeve?

Me: Yes, I do! I’m going to be playing a human fighter, and, uh, I’ll just type her name in the chat.

I send a message.

DM: … Tara?

Me: Yes Jacob?

DM: DID YOU JUST NAME YOUR CHARACTER FUCK YOU ALL??

Fah Qu’oll, human fighter, joins the party.

sphenodontia:
“its 2018 and yet
”

sphenodontia:

its 2018 and yet

liberalsarecool:

Trump is picking coal over solar. Trump wants to end anything that was championed by Obama.

This decision is a jobs killer and a gift to the oil industry. Trump judgement is the worst combination of ignorance and vindictiveness.

fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:
“ fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:
“ fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:
“ fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:
“Looks like Scottgames.com is up to something~~.
”
-screams-
”
-SCREAMS-
”
Okay now I’m just confused….
”

fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:

fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:

fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:

fivenightsatfreddysfanfiction:

Looks like Scottgames.com is up to something~~.

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-screams-

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-SCREAMS-

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Okay now I’m just confused….

push:

on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating am i