Silver Tongue

what smart appliances could have been: here is the exact part that is not functioning, here are 5 vendors selling that part for between $30-$70, here are 3 repair specialists in your area
what smart appliances actually are: you can’t operate this appliance because uhhhh *checks notes* your water filter is pirated :(

chefpyro:

Funny demon girl ideas

dankmemeuniversity:

stagemanagerssaygo:

autumnthejokerat:
jaubaius:
Creative & DIY
SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

dagny-hashtaggart:

tilthat:
TIL Human babies are 80% water at birth, a slightly higher water content than bananas and slightly less than fresh potatoes.
via reddit.com
Once again shown up by the power and dignity of the root vegetable

planetben:

tilthat:
TIL Chess is banned at Russian research stations in Antarctica. This is because, in 1959, 2 scientists at Vostok Station were playing a game of chess, and the loser snapped and murdered his opponent with an axe.
via reddit.com
heated gamer moment

elenamanetta:

It’s why they’re the perfect couple.

Streaming DND at twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

justin mcelroy built a tardis?

turing-tested:

Gives a whole new meaning to Justin “Who” McElroy