Silver Tongue

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

walking into the water gym with an electric type

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I just found this almost 5 year old post my brother made me make and I think it deserves some credit

celticpyro:

yay855:

roguecleric:

madelinelime:

anna-discourse:

anna-discourse:

lolita fashion (NOT to be confused with loli/lolita cp) is so cute I just wish it were named something else

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lmao then call it something else because there’s a reason it’s called lolita and they aren’t at all using it because of cute fashion.

The name Lolita has nothing to do with pedophillia. It was chosen by Japanese designers in the 70’s because it sounded old fashion and European so it fit the style. Due to a language barrier they did not know what connotations it had outside of Japan

The Lolita fashion community is very anti pedophillia, please do not try to say that we are fetishists for using the terminology our community has used since the 70s it is not our fault

Lolita fashion was intended to be intentionally childish, but not because it would be sexual to pedophiles. The original lolita fashion movement was a symbol of rebellion, of girls reclaiming their sexuality from a society that told them to dress formally at all times to find a husband.

These girls created fashion based around a little girl’s idea of fancy. It wasn’t good looking to men, but the women who wore it loved it, and that was the entire point.

Lolita fashion is basically the Flapper movement of Japan (which, for those who don’t know, was also a movement of young women defying traditional gender roles by dressing in ways they found fun instead of in ways that were deemed appropriate).

Imagine thinking a full-length poofy dress full of ribbons and frills was ‘sexy’ and ‘provocative’ especially on a preteen girl…fucking YIKES my dude…

rock-brigade:

the-swift-tricker:

Clint McElroy’s hearty laugh when he realized that Griffin was bringing back Barry Bluejeans in the Suffering Game arc gives me life

Honestly, Clint’s laugh any time he realizes something first. Or his reactions in general. He knew how important beauty was to Taako, so when Taako was asked to have his beauty removed, you can hear clint in the background going “ooooooohohoho”

minecraftguardian:

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Your local enderman supports trans people

mojang-official:

wormcraft:

mojang-official:

mojang-official:

I’m waking up

To ash and dust

I mine my craft

And I slap my nuts

This is it

The minepocalypse

(breath in)

HRRRM

I’m waking up

I FEEL IT IN MY MINES

ENOUGH TO ENCHANT ALL THE TIME

WELCOME TO THE SERVER, TO THE SERVER

WELCOME TO THE SERVER, TO THE SERVER

WOAOHOHOHOH, WOAOHOHO I’M

MINING AND CRAFTING

MINING AND CRAFTING

shieldmaiden19:

whatevercomestomymind:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

assasue:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

systlin:

Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them. 

Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.” 

“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”

Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”

It’s just. 

50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job. 

i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok

One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks can’t get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.

I read something a while back about how pre-columbian Americans had obsidian blades they stored in the rafters of their houses. The archaeologists who discovered them came to the conclusion that the primitive civilizations believed keeping them closer to the sun would keep the blades sharper.

Then a mother looked at their findings and said “yeah, they stored their knives in the rafters to keep them out of reach of the children.”

Omg the ancient child proofing add on tho lol

Oh lordy it got better.

carlisle-the-daddy-cullen:

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

You know what, they should only get one take to do it. Whatever happens is what is in the film

shadowaod:
“ Pretty obvious where this is from lol
hope you all like :)
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shadowaod:

Pretty obvious where this is from lol

hope you all like :)

clambuoyance:

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Slip of the Tongue

A comic inspired by a mutual of mine. Posted this a while ago on instagram but im bad w keeping track of tumblr lol.

gotsickofmyoldurl:

madame-raccoon:

rainbowbarnacle:

gunzonyatmblr:

melaninmedicine:

me-and-my-beard:

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

The mom is so pissed

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

how the frick are those noises even real

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

  • the baby alpaca was only a week old
  • this is from a farm in wisconsin
  • what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole
  • what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field
  • the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her
  • people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section