Party just found out that the cleric NPC was three pompups based on the three principles stacked on top of each other
dragonborn fighter: “tell me… what the is going on” *clutches sword tight for intimidation*
dragonborn fighter: *rolls a nat 1*
DM: Congradulations. the blind pompup just says “follow me and you’ll see” while the deaf one shrugs and the mute one is making wild gestures that you dont understand. there is no way that any of them would have been able to be both intimidated and been able to tell you whats up.
Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:
Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.
Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction.
Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.
He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort.
Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.
The point of this scene:
Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him.
“I have superpowers; you don’t!”
But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could?
Thus, Vader is shown up.
Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.
Yeah, basically’ Han tried.
Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone.
Just one of many reasons I love this man
With Han, you never have to wonder, “Why didn’t he just shoot them?” Whenever you’d think that, he shoots them.
Han Solo is a practical soul and if he’s got the chance to just shoot them he’s gonna take it
$300 billion just fucking gone in the stock market today and it’s honestly fine its just a 4.6% decline investors are not going to be harmed by this at all bc we can afford to just piss all that money into the wind it’s just a minor market correction but we can’t afford to provide healthcare or housing for people who are dying. We can’t afford $300 billion for education or feeding the hungry or replacing the goddamn pipes in Flint, MI that are poisoning people and causing miscarriages or for turning the power back on in Puerto Rico 4 months after the hurricane but we can just let that money vanish into the ether without anyone really affected by it at all. Capitalist efficiency at its finest.
Y'all better not act like it was a coincidence that the two best Marvel movies (Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok) just happened to be directed by the only POC directors in the franchise
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-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now
-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know
-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things
-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*
-”what time is it where you are again”
-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest
-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo
-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots
-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”
-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*
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-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*
-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”
-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM
-Typing like this because you need to make everyone wait for the rest of your text like wait for my text in excitement
-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”
-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy
new cool meme: start saying “transmisogynist” instead of “terf” bc there’s nothing radical or feminist about transphobia (and i don’t think we should give them that cred). also “transmisogynist” is much more effective since a lot of younger people don’t even know what terf means and also “terfs” are actually proud of the term…
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
