Silver Tongue
ever watch the super best friends play predator concrete jungle?

afallenwolf:

No. I didn’t know they did that. 


I bough the ps2 version so i can give it to grumps. I wanna unlock all the costumes for them to use.

i think you’d enjoy it. they have a running gag of jerry the predator

rockshitty:

twinberry:

twinberry:

My hip new communications theory is actually that millennial/gen z/internet native humor is so weird and abstract because of the sheer amount of words we’re exposed to daily. we’ve heard a lot of words in a lot of different orders so if you wanna get a reaction out of us you usually gotta put words in an order we haven’t seen before

So like normally structured jokes aren’t as funny anymore but “lemon lime spine” is a one-hit K.O.

you know i wanna disagree with you on principle, because it can’t be that simple, but “lemon lime spine” just made me crack up for the first time all day.

shinysoroka:
““When the fanfic you’ve given up on finally updates.
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shinysoroka:

When the fanfic you’ve given up on finally updates.

nerddotjpeg:
“ solidarity
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nerddotjpeg:

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solidarity

blueteamproblems:
“The most horrific thing about red vs blue is the implication that this hellsite STILL EXISTS in whatever futuristic era this show takes place in smh
”

blueteamproblems:

The most horrific thing about red vs blue is the implication that this hellsite STILL EXISTS in whatever futuristic era this show takes place in smh

merrily-rolling:

kunstzauber:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

raineydaydelib:

h-brook-writes:

capillaries:

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

Bilbo Baggins.

NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SO INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE

are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable big mood

yes correct; retweet if you too would use a cursed object to just get the fuck away from everyone.

Then draw blue hair Kanaya when you get home, coward.
Anonymous

banishedquasiroyal:

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“Coward” More Like I Fucked Your Mom Shit Lips

absolutefuss:

I was rewatching Midoriya’s fight scene with Todoroki and as he’s talking about how they’re all giving their all in the festival, it pans over to everyone in the audience, including Shinsou, and I totally forgot they do that, and I started c ry i n g because I realised Shinsou never actually got the brunt of Midoriya’s physical attack before and only saw it in use when he used it on the ground to snap himself out of Shinsou’s trance, so it just looks like he’s thinking:

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“dude i could have died

insanelycoolish:

curlytoms:

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I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THIS IVE SEEN TODAY

Omg tom. Poor dear.

woodenplankstudios:

I Can Has Diagnosis? (Everyone is Home) 

Since animals (arguably) don’t exist in the Pokémon world, none of those Pokémon know what they’re based on! That’s horrible! On the other hand, you could say that animals don’t know what Pokémon they’re based on and they don’t seem to mind…