drfitzmonster:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Kermit is 100% of the other Muppets impulse control…

kermit is the mom friend

that’s why he’s constantly making this face:

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ithelpstodream:
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“This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world
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fuuuck
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ithelpstodream:

mcavoy:

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world

fuuuck

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mudphudkangaroo:

harrysimpact:

harrysimpact:

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harrysimpact:

norway’s curling team is appropriately dressed for valentine’s day

day 2: norway is still slaying the pants game

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day 3: pants game is still on top

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day 4: still impressive

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day 5: another day another trouser

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day 6: they have yet to wear one pair twice

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Okay so I already reblogged this once but I’m reblogging again because I just watched a short documentary about these pants.

Apparently back at their first Olympics appearance, they (especially Chris Svae, the ginger who plays second) were pretty disappointed with their gear because the gear didn’t look flattering. They couldn’t change the shirts because of Norway federation sponsorships so they started looking for pants to wear. They had a hard time finding pants that both looked respectable enough for professional curling and stretchy enough to allow curling, and promptly gave up on finding pants that were both stretchy and professional.

Chris Svae ended up finding pants that were Norway-colors-ish that looked comfortable enough for curling, but had crazy patterns. People at Olympics were not happy about this because PATTERNS AREN’T RESPECTABLE ENOUGH, so they were conflicted. But the night before the opening ceremony, they were hanging out with a bunch of lady skiiers. Chris at some point just takes off his pants and put on the crazy pants they bought and asks “Do you think we should wear these pants” and the skiers were like “he’ll yeah you should totally do it”

So they wore the crazy pants to play in the Olympics, and a few days later the website where they bought the pants crashed. The owner of the website visited them in Vancouver for the Olympics, and then decided to sponsor the team.

And now, 8 years layer, the Norwegian team has a different pair of pants for each match. Including a Valentine’s day pair.

lameprlncess:

this horse drawn carriage is terrible. why did i ever let that horse have art lessons?? it doesnt even know how to hold a pencil let alone draw a wagon 

ladyshinga:

sekhmet-heart:

theopenscroll:

twerkyvulture:

bettiebloodshed:

medicaster:

@bettiebloodshed I’m dying

WELL IF ITS NOT ACCURATE HE NEEDS TO HELP PEOPLE MAKE ONE THAT IS ACCURATE. DONT GIVE CRIT IF YOU CANT BE CONSTRUCTIVE GUILLERMO

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I didn’t think it looked right, in the movie she made it seem like the D came out of a slit or something. So it’d be…idk smoother

My girl knows wassap

“ It was important for me. But I didn’t do sketches either in my notebook or on my bathroom walls.”

To quote The Good Place, “Okay, that’s really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that”

dietmountainmadewka:
“big ben just fucking explodes
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It’s her phylactery

dietmountainmadewka:

big ben just fucking explodes

It’s her phylactery

gjallarfox:

futurecatladies:

quiet–batpeople:

pincoshen:

nopizza:

He committed to how pissed off he was

I love how petty this is

I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

It’s like the opposite of civil disobedience

ladyyy-t:
“SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HER omfg im screaming
”

ladyyy-t:

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HER omfg im screaming

afallenwolf:

Is there a story where robots are treated like another race? Not as servants or 
“take over the world” 

Cause they’re either slaves or there’s a war.

Futurama