gayscreechingnoises:

gentlealien:

lord-kitschener:

spryfeatborzoi:

Ten-in-bed

A bucket of snoots

a group of larval Gentle Aliens experience the joy and happiness of The Pile

a goblet of horses

cabbagecrunch:

s̈͐͞d͗̊̔h̓ͪ͂gͣ͒ͫkͣ̄ͅĵͭͬĺ̇̚lͨ̔̅h̊͆ͮdͯͮ̇s̒ͬ͘f̑ͤͩjͫ̋ͪk̾͑̏h͋ͤ͗a̓͐͆l̃̅̑fͭ͝͡s̉̊̀g̃̐̈k̢̜̏ḣͫͩf͑͆̊d̶̨̐k̇̐̾j̓ͬ͑s̯̞̓h̔̓̃g̓͛̚h͂̀ͮf̈́ͬͦk͗̇̕s̟͛̌j̓̎ͤgͫͮ͆h̥̣̄d̒̌͗k̊ͧ̓f̿̔ͬ҉̸̞̩aͥ̚̕k͆͛́j̉͛̚d͐ͥ͗ḧ́̾ͤğͧ̑kͧ̄̃s̿ͣ͒f̲͋ͨg͊͟sfk҉l҉

You should be watching

dunmertitty:

Yeah… well… let’s… here’s some of the skills that i’m bringing to the table currently:

uh,

made of flesh.

very vulnerable to

bullets,

and knives,

and um

fangs,

and acid

and poison.

so those are pretty much my only weaknesses.

i don’t know if i mentioned

fire

and blunt trauma

and drowning.

and bullets…

but those are my weaknesses.

But strengths include:

uhhh

large reservoir of

botanical information.

pretty good at

tony hawk pro skater 2.

less good at three.

• i dropped off at three.

thaaaat iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss…

it.

i-i played the trombone for two years.

i don’t know if that’s even.. gonna be..helpful

or not.

but that’s what i got, leo. i mean, that’s what i’m bringing to the table.

currently.

bisexuallemonbooy:

‪Just saw a tweet reffering to David Bowie and Freddie Mercury as gay… ‬

‪They were both Bi. Bisexual. Not Gay. They were Bi. ‬

‪And they both said so multiple times. ‬

Stop erasing Bisexuality. Pretty sure we’re real.

brunhiddensmusings:

corancoranthemagicalman:

ingek73:

yip-yip:

flower-lesbienne:

gunsandfireandshit:

casbean:

harryngtonewithyourshit:

beardedchrisevans:

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

good

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

Shout out to Harry Hill

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

Pizza Hut really out here fighting for the common person with that bold ass move

Chris Evans has always been Steve Rogers and this post proves it.

this was a roadtrip like a good muppet movie

blackqueerblog:

I was hoping it wasn’t actually gold but a food product that looked like gold. Nope. It’s actually gold. What the actual fuck?

beyondplusultra:

this is my favorite one.

libations-of-blood-and-wine:

queenrinacat:

liberscaryrynn:

iplemons:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

pinkcheesegreenghost:

kick-neckbeard-ass:

scribble-wizard:

dollsahoy:

pinkcheesegreenghost:

dynastylnoire:

crime-she-typed:

the-real-eye-to-see:

We know she’s just mad cause they have more melanin than she’s used to seeing

Lol I used to work at target and know for a fact that that’s literally one aisle sandwiched between several containing several an array of bland white dolls why would you fake a struggle like this?? It’s so flawed 😩😂

^^^^^^^

White girls are so pathetic

And…there’s absolutely no reason she couldn’t’ve bought one of those for her cousin, anyway? (I mean, no reason beyond “that cousin is probably being raised just like her and would do terrible things to the doll”)

i found this post on facebook this morning and went to My Generation to tally their dolls by skin color just to see how absolutely out of proportion the OP was blowing things.

they have 106 dolls total on target’s website. 87 of these dolls are white. 46 of those white dolls are blonde. counting all their total dolls of color, you get 19 (and that’s being generous and tallying any exceptionally tan ones). only one of these dolls resembles someone east asian.

so yeah, this lady only found 8 dolls (two of which are from seperate brands) and she’s still steamed when the brand she was looking at has 87 white dolls for her racist ass to choose from.

It got better!

“I’m only 19…”

91% said NO redemption for you

This post went in 200 different directions

I’ve got whiplash. Also fucking BuzzFeed was the one who called it out? What reality is this?

Buzzfeed actually frequently breaks stories. Buzzfeed News is legit investigative journalism funded by the rest of Buzzfeed.

BuzzFeed News has been one of the best investigators of online misinformation.

petite-pumpkin:

Midnight snack.