micolashes-deactivated20200723:

no offense but Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. eh? Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom. ehe-k-AHHH! My daddy and my mommy and my daddy and my mommyy. da-daddy and my mommy and my Stop. yeah! Jesse Pinkman in the house. *slamming noises* WOO! *slamming noises* Bitch, bitch, little bitch. I made you my bitch—Jesse—Bitch, bitch, YEAH BITCH! JESSE! Bitch. No. I am. The danger-danger-danger-danger-danger.-danger-danger. I am. The one who knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks-knocks. Say my name. Mr. White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. Hank. Say my name. Willy Wonka? *scoff* What? Walter White? You’re goddamn right-right-right-right-right. My name is ASAC Schrader—It’s Hank—ASAC Schrader~ His name is Hank. My name is ASAC Schrader. It’s time for you to listen to me. Fuck yourself! Huh! Wow! huh-hah wow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow Fuck yours-wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah ow! Just listen to me! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* Wow! wuh-ah-ow! wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! Fuck yourself. *gunshot* wuh-ah-ah-ah-ow! huh-hah-ow! Wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow! *gunshot* Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahuhahuhuehuh huehah huh huehaheh. Fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Fuf fuf fuf fuf? *clicking noise* Hahhuhhahahahuehuh huhahahuhheh. You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* You. Are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. You. Are not. The guy. UAAHH! *mechanical whirring and clicking with slams* I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy. I had a guy but now I don’t. The guy.

thethreemustyfears:

pestidunce:

transmascrage:

weirdbees:

dalashas:

marowreck:

solaredarisen:

spookyskeltals:

weirdbees:

SCP: Tumblr dni that is always an unnervingly specific description of whoever is reading it

bingo!

Check off how many times over you cannot interact, mine is 7

As the OP who has seen every single tag since I posted this almost a year ago I’m going to confidently say it’s 11

I was almost clear but the ao3 account got me and then BOOM - ITALIANS DNI

Aaaand I got 11

dcci:

World’s Largest Pistachio 

New Mexico / February 2020

Images shot by me (dcci) with a Canon EOS Rebel G

heycrabman:

Me after I visit the worlds biggest pistachio and it goes missing

beardedmrbean:

ghettostiletto:

jaubaius:

A double pendulum demonstrates chaos theory, tracing its unpredictable path.

This is commonly referred to as “the butterfly effect,”

Originally posted by mgmpluto

wallkett:

1rakus:

1rakus:

would you survive on a “deserted” island

ppl on this quiz keep being like “i died?! whaaa?!” like bro have you tried being less prone to dying? shut up and go do lunges or something

I died a little bit.. what does that even mean.

who-the-fuck-just:

artistically-gay:

Happy 10 year anniversary