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Absolutely buck-wild things from TAZ I’ve become desensitized to

zonerbonerz:

-one of the main characters’ name being Taako Taaco

-a different main characters’ name being Barold Bluejeans

-the literal angel of death faking a cockney accent for no real reason

-the main crew being called the Tres Horny Boys

-many of the plot points being caused/resolved by a Fantasy Costco run by Garfield the Cat on the goddamn moon

-the villain, who is an all-powerful being that consumes entire planes of existence, being a middle-aged dude named John

-Merle regularly seducing plants

-a canonical weapon being a Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword of Doom

-the absolute disregard of basically all the rules of DnD

-vore

redwall-antagonist:

“Are you gonna sToP sHiPpiNg this if X happens in cAnOn?”

Do

Do you know what an OTP is

madqueencrafter:

jayrockin:

misdrunk:

jayrockin:

Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience

I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.

No you…. really need to click the link

Hi, kill joy here: the link is not an actual article.

worthikids:

MORPHEUS

te-amo-corazon:
“ unclewalk:
“So you paid more than they did?
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this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves...

te-amo-corazon:

unclewalk:

So you paid more than they did?

this whole thread is hilarious. they break down and admit to having daddy buy the house, and then dude admits that he never bought a realty record and that they told on themselves lmfao

slab-o-meat:

trashboat:

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one

hes a highblood

improvewithtutorials:

thecarvingwitch:

crafts-chicks-and-cats:

Making the burgundy dress.

Design, patterns and sewing made by me. The dress is renaissance inspired, with some personal modifications. The whole dress was hand sewn, including the hems. More pictures of it and a tutorial can be found on my blog.  

I can’t even begin to express how beautiful this is

Again, something different this time.

warriormale:

lousirthe3rd:

niggazinmoscow:

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I’ve rewatched the ad at least three times to try and figure out why some folks are angry with it and I’m at a loss.  All I see here is: Be a better human. Set a better example. Encouraging strength of character and integrity over typical “machismo”.

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Fighting produces and nurtures Manliness.

Manliness includes fight skills, a trained and conditioned body and most importantly the Moral Virtues of Humility, Integrity, Selflessness, Self Control and always showing Respect for people, places and things.

Showing Respect is an outward sign of our Manliness, that we are in total possession of our Manhood.

We fighters go out of our way to show Respect.

Showing Respect for Women is very important.

Showing Respect is Manly.

Always show Respect!

WarriorMale