tinsnip:

ladyyatexel:

My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks. 

My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.

Surgeon: Well, consider this.  She and I just had a knife fight.  And I won.  Because she was asleep during it.  

My brother: Oh.  Yeah, okay, that’s fair.

Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.

ask-the-egos:

hope-ysl:

virusdraw:

beelizart:

%100 true footage how i react

same

Legit me

SAMEEEE

scullyl:

Face it… Turtle have big mouth to fit cucumber

joshnickerson:
“ Gun control isn’t a black and white issue… there’s also red. Lots and lots of red.
”

joshnickerson:

Gun control isn’t a black and white issue… there’s also red. Lots and lots of red.

undertale-science:

I’m starting to notice a trend here.
What is it with white cracked faces and black open mouths and black eyes with white glowing pupils that scares us so much? The pareidolia? The uncertainty? The biological conditioning for recognizing and wanting to stay away from signs of dying people and dead? Skulls? The natural fear of eyes of some creature glowing in the dark? There’s something so terrifying and unnerving about it. There’s so many examples of games using this design in scary characters and moments, almost as much as generic pale spastic Japanese girl with long black hair and a tendency to look at the floor.

Check tags for characters /games

nekurothings:

having the song of cascade on loop for a long time is not good for my heart.

white-bread-boyfriend:

ONE

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NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

TWO

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NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

THREE

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NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

FOUR


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NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

ONE

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tegansenpai:
“ risinyira:
“ stele3:
“ wimpytav:
“ kittykatparadox:
“ brs-official:
“ laughing-llama:
“ genufa:
“  sigur-roskolnikov:
“  This tree makes の sense.
”
*spits coffee*
” ”
Are you fucking kidding me.
”
#For the people who don’t know:#The...

tegansenpai:

risinyira:

stele3:

wimpytav:

kittykatparadox:

brs-official:

laughing-llama:

genufa:

sigur-roskolnikov:

This tree makes の sense.

*spits coffee*

Are you fucking kidding me.

tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,

Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.

Trees grow in the direction of light, so clearly this tree had light in a strange loopy pattern during growth.

Plant follow light, light make loopy loop, plant go loopy loop.

thank u science side