p0stmarxed:

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This is so funny

roach-works:

concept: elves are supernaturally good at everything ONLY because they live to be bonkers old and if you were hot and sexy for thousands of years you’d be kickass at archery and treeclimbing and horseback riding too. but like there’s 20 year old elves out there that are just straight dumbasses who can’t do shit.

concept: non-elves can’t tell the 20 year old elves apart from the 2000 year old elves

concept: there’s a 20 year old elf in your tavern and he’s counting on this 

glumshoe:

banjobutch:

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Oh he’s MANIC manic

Trump leaving the hospital on 20 different experimental treatments:

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randomitemdrop:
“ hmmm-official:
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From the makers of Reverse Mermaids and Reverse Centaurs, it’s Reverse Knife
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randomitemdrop:

hmmm-official:

hmmm

From the makers of Reverse Mermaids and Reverse Centaurs, it’s Reverse Knife

lesbyterianchurch:

fangirltothefullest:

princeanxious:

anyone else like.. american born and/or raised and like.. sort of traumatized by the sight of the american flag? like, idk if I know how to explain it

like. we’ve been raised all our lives, taught to be pledging and saluting to it. But like, even then it’s meaning felt hollow? and now every time you see it, whether its just on the average american’s lawn or building flagpole, or set up during celebrations/holidays, the only thing you feel when looking at it is cold fearful detachment or regret and anger because everything that you’ve grown up to associate with it is everything you learned you never wanted to be part of?

The more often I see the American flag, the more it pains me. It is supposed to be a symbol of our country and that is the problem- our country at this time does not deserve our praise and admiration because of every bit of hurt it we are going through, so why should we see it’s main symbol and not recoil?

It has always been a symbol of oppression, imperialism and racism to many

This isn’t a new feeling

neytirix:
“ ‘After you!’
Video >> https://youtu.be/Raa8sXjQfYg
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neytirix:

‘After you!’

Video >> https://youtu.be/Raa8sXjQfYg

princesszeldaz:

Please, please be gentle and think about what you’re saying when you’re talking to children. I met a woman in her 60s-70s the other day who was nervous about her new haircut not having bangs because someone told her she had a large forehead way back when she was 12 and she still felt self-conscious about it not being covered up. Your words really can affect a kid’s life that far into their adult future.

chefpyro:

taiga-fujimura-official:

I don’t think we use tumblr’s big text functionality enough

CORRECT

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chefpyro:

I’m gendering right now

Isn’t that when districts draw weird-ass borders in order to maintain their power?