Silver Tongue

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos:

osointricate:

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

AMEN

mysticalcoffeequeen:
“ gwomped:
“ mildlyautisticsuperdetective:
“ sweetbonbonqueen:
“Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
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I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter...

mysticalcoffeequeen:

gwomped:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

Can’t take any chances these days

Here goes

1:42 pm is during my doctors appointment to get on estrogen so there’s no way I’m gonna risk not reblogging

iguanamouth:
“UNUSUAL HOARD commission for robin - it stands to reason that more than a few dragons thatre revered as forest guardians are just hoarding the dang trees
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iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for robin - it stands to reason that more than a few dragons thatre revered as forest guardians are just hoarding the dang trees

biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

tiorx:

bayonetta is not sexy cuz she gets naked to fight, bayonetta is sexy cuz she can suplex like ten angels at once and has guns for shoes

determinators:

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tag yourself

madejsbian:

booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

I know that’s you, John Jonah Jameson, trying to get spiderman to wear them

Really Useful Life Hacks

notunprepared:

pvwitch:

winelandcounty:

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THIS WAS REALLY JARRING TO MY BRAIN AND I FORGOT WHAT DECADE WE ARE IN

The worst thing is that all of these would’ve been legit helpful twenty years ago.

diamondbubbles:

“She’s pretty smart and pretty good at magic for such a small filly, so foalsitting her was always fun! I loved seeing her learn new things because she’d be so happy and excited to share what she learned to her mother.” -✉️ Derpy ✉️