oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

bears-for-the-bear-god:

smugget:

crownedpatriot:

Absolute

FUCKING

UNIT

bode

useless-cantrips:

randomitemdrop:

Item: handful of tiny soda cans, each containing a few drops of pure flavor syrup; if added to a glass of water, the syrup turns it into that soda.

Imported straight from Minnisoda

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

sorceryandjellybeans:

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him

Think bigger, OP.

If we do this all around the whole country then no matter where he goes to hold a rally, the crows will be there mobbing and cawing at him like he’s the fuckin antichrist.

God you’re right

bumbleshark:

phsfg:

Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid

Youtuber Academics:

this is one of the exact types of youtubers i hoped jack black would piss off

galaxa-13:

tozier-the-trashmouth:

i never understood the pain of a homestuck-dominated tumblr but now i am crippled by fear at the sheer extent of how much i dont know what the fuck is going on

The Homestucks arise again and a new generation of tumblr users learn the true meaning of fear.

homestuck is alive and it intends to stay that way

history-and-stuff-and-things:

Doubt

mellowmonsters:

I know I haven’t updated in literally two years bc of work and life, and I’m not sure if people follow me anymore, but anyways TAZ is forever.