it’s like by 2005 we’d finally figured out how to make functional online communities with reasonable moderation practices etc. and it’s cute to look back on those ideas now because the modern social media sites completely ignored them all and said what if we skip all this “community” nonsense and just dump everything into a rich stew of insanity that simmers 24/7 and by god it worked
Lemony Snicket, strolling soberly into frame: by “worked” we mean–
Lemony Snicket,
strolling soberly into
frame: by “worked” we mean–
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You stand in a tavern. The candles provide a well lit interior. The bartender is cleaning a glass, a few patrons are casually drinking and clouds seen outside the window obscure the night sky.
what do you do

its written in elvish
You stand in a tavern. The candles provide a well lit interior. The bartender is cleaning a glass, a few patrons are casually drinking and clouds seen outside the window obscure the night sky.
what do you do
“For freeing me from the prison of the lamp, I shall grant you three wishes!” declares the genie. “I wish for the ability to rewind time to this moment, in case my next wishes don’t go as planned!” The genie narrows his eyes. “Very well…” he says through gritted teeth.
Moron didn’t even specify that he would retain his memories. Enjoy making the same mistake in an infinite loop, dipshit
you should watch code ment. its where "I'm at soup" is from
dont worry ive seen code ment lol i was watching it back when it was still coming out. i was there the day “im at soup” first dropped
team death match is best joke. you cant change my mind
team death match?
TEAM DEATH MATCH
TEAM DEATH MATCH!!!!!
Team death match?
Plebs: thank god we have CGI now and no lame practical effects, they’re not convincing
That French astronomist that took a photo of a chorizo and pretended it was a new star and had to apologise bc too many people on the internet fell for it:
New sign dropped
Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:
Most people are on our side here, even the so-called “boomers.” We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!












