nintendo:
“Bayonetta 1 & 2 are now available for Nintendo Switch! Join the Umbran Witch Bayonetta and use her supernatural powers and devastating weapons to fight back armies of angels and demons! http://bit.ly/2ELC8MU
”

nintendo:

Bayonetta 1 & 2 are now available for Nintendo Switch! Join the Umbran Witch Bayonetta and use her supernatural powers and devastating weapons to fight back armies of angels and demons! http://bit.ly/2ELC8MU

anditssunday:
“expert level meme really
”

anditssunday:

expert level meme really

haiku-robot:

bellepaige:

When you make a good post but it only gets likes instead of reblogs

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Originally posted by excitementshewrote

when you make a good
post but it only gets likes
instead of reblogs



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chefpyro:

doctor who on the 21st of may, 2005: hey kid you hear about gas masks

me, having just turned 8 that day: fuck, i’m gonna base my entire aesthetic around this

the next logical step is plague masks

The man, the monster, the legend.

shaofyolo:

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Mike Wazoski, behold my latest and greatest creation

blazexysu:
“ beevean:
“ the-sonic-cafe:
“It’s funny how some people see Sonic as super selfish when he will push himself beyond the point of exhaustion in order to save others.
”
It took me so much time to notice he fainted in the middle of a smile...

blazexysu:

beevean:

the-sonic-cafe:

It’s funny how some people see Sonic as super selfish when he will push himself beyond the point of exhaustion in order to save others. 

It took me so much time to notice he fainted in the middle of a smile and a thumbs up. I love the care that went into the body language in this game.

You can call Sonic many things, but “selfish” is absolutely not one of them.

Indeed, and also important to recall Sonic and the Black Knight:

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He’s fighting to save a world which he does not belong to. He’s risking his life to let people enjoy every single minute in their lives

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Lancelot was right, there was NO point to continue, his sword broke and still fighting against a powerful wizard; he was gonna die. He cared?

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No, he wanted to save them because that’s what he wants, people to live happy.

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Look at this scene, he had no idea of what was happening; clearly he even knew he could die fighting.

If you come and say Sonic is selfish, you totally don’t pay attention to what he has done for happiness

sonic is not selfish, he likes to take tings slow. because he understands that theres a time to go fast and theres a time to take a rest.

scotchtapeofficial:

scotchtapeofficial:

im very interested in if/how one could prove immortality to the entire planet or at least large amounts of people in one linear timeline that doesn’t branch out into tons of people who are the sole immortal survivors of their own timelines, but i think it would involve a force like the thing that killed the dinosaurs that would wipe out the entire planet in one blow. cuz that way everyone would necessarily have to realize immortality at the same time

but then what the fuck is the difference between “wow we all survived certain death which proves that thru quantum immortality we are all actually gods!” and “the whole fucking planet died and went to heaven and thought they were immortal :/“

follow up IS THIS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED WITH THE DINOSAURS…. did they get so smart they discovered quantum immortality ?? or were they so dumb that they had no way of realizing they could’ve just not died when the big thing hit ………..

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