ask-oncies-jizz:

me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat

brain: then just fucking eat nothing

me: understandable have a good day

niggazinmoscow:

I guess I needed to cry this morning

liberalsarecool:

Semi-automatic guns seem to be used to hunt people. Mass shootings have consistent pattern of [white] men, so we can’t expect change if [white] men make the laws. 

Gun lobby is [white] men, too.

sojournerlies:

“You don’t sound like an American.”

“That’s because I’ve read.”

Power move.

nekoama:

The Cave part 5

And so we all learned an important lesson about… fires in small spaces? We learned something this time, I’m sure of it.

erratticusfinch:

weedstoner:

lord-kitschener:

kvothe-kingkiller:

midtown120blues:

this is the one time a corporate version of a meme is 10000x funnier than any other version

I went to their site and uh

uhhhh

UHHHHH

This is the shittiest possible cyberpunk future

I’m the intern who is forced to spend their workdays making fracking memes and “listicles”

Tonight We Will Eat at Earthquake and Contaminated Groundwater

frankjavcee:

Back in the studio again. http://ift.tt/2C1R6xE