chefpyro:

chefpyro:

real life is an RPG but instead of strength and intelligence and stuff like that the stats are body odor, unread emails, hair length and vertical leap

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everybody smells good to somebody, bud, it’s not about what you smell like but how strong the scent is

stressheavymoneylight:

life-liberty-pursuit-of-coffee:

weavemama:

how many more fucking kids have to die in school because these selfish ass lawmakers don’t see the the importance of making stricter gun laws

What stricter gun laws would you want lawmakers to pass that would have prevented this?

Idk, maybe start with literally any restriction whatsoever for private gun sales?

Maybe ban the fucking AR-15s that have been used in so many of the country’s most deadly mass shootings?

Maybe limit the amount of ammunition a person can own, or at the very least how much they can buy at one time?

Maybe require SOME sort of permit to buy a gun, especially, again, a fucking AR-15?

Bottom line, at least 17 people were shot and killed in that high school today. 14 year old kids were texting their families to say goodbye and say “I love you” for possibly the last time. Teenagers were instructed to keep their eyes toward their feet so they wouldn’t see the bodies of their friends and classmates sprawled everywhere and their blood splattered across the walls. Kids were hiding in closets today, scared to even call 911 for fear of being too loud and alerting the shooter to their hiding spot. Today, in the span of less than an hour, parents lost their children, kids lost their friends and teachers and parents and siblings, 3,000 young students were traumatized and likely scarred for the rest of their lives.

I fucking hope we can do better than “ah, well, what can you do.”

andromedoid:

“Are you ticklish” is such a loaded question. If you say no they’ll test it. If you say yes they’ll test it. Just tickle me. Get it over with. Subject me to this horror soon so that I may begin my healing process. 

The way to not get tickled is to say “I have diarrhea”

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soyoumusik:

jillibags:

soyoumusik:

Dear college bound friends,

Please do not start your essay with “Music has always been a big part of my life.” I get it. It’s the start of every. single, fricken, essay. And I know I probably made the same mistakes when I was writing mine. 

Love, 

A College Admissions Counselor

Can I start it with “dude bro. Music is the bomb digity.” ?

Honestly, you wouldn’t be the first person. I had a student start an essay with “Ball is life” and they got a scholarship so…

setheverman:

tastefullyoffensive:

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STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

tikkunolamorgtfo:
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Okay, but you guys are missing the most hilarious element of this exchange, which is the fact that Liam Stack...

tikkunolamorgtfo:

babylonsabby:

positive-memes:

Wholesome Washington Post

I love how they said work ‘for’ her and not ‘with’ her.

Okay, but you guys are missing the most hilarious element of this exchange, which is the fact that Liam Stack is a journalist for the New York Times. His niece fucking owned his ass.

chess-and-snickers:
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chess-and-snickers:

ardoringCogent character card commissioned by @silver-tongues-blog

She was a lot of fun to draw, thanks for commissioning me!

[commission info||tarot readings||donatable stories||adoptables]

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eeeeee i love how this came out!

lizawithazed:

the best part is a whole bunch of artists took him up on it so there’s just an entire thread of Grunkle Stan face-punching nazis and it’s beautiful