tooiconic:

armedandgayngerous:

it’s Doomfist

If he hits you, you travel through time.

doomfist doing tracer impression: “ever get the feeilng of deja vu?”

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

Windex isn’t carbonated 

oh oh oh i know this one. You ask them which the other one would drink!

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

White on white crime

@probablyfakeblonde

queenoftongues:

whothebuckisfucky:

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

My granny taught me these. We called them.blind stitches.

amuseoffyre:

aggrokawaii:

justsomeantifas:

my-username-is-classified:

justsomeantifas:

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

💅

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

the male ego is so fragile

murkmen:

if you fucking cretins don’t stop reblogging this post i am going to kill every last one of you with a single hand movement

smitethepatriarchy:

Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

afallenwolf:

narcoticsean:

sangoireseussian:

daddy-frnk:

hearse-in-reverse:

bannerinthevalley:

solitarylikeme:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

Y'ALL NEED JAYSUS

Imagine Jesus….

fuck jesus, imagine moses from prince of egypt. now THAT was a religious figure that was a major daddy

nicholaskole:

Erika and I have a little crush on Yooka Laylee on the Switch.
We’ve been enjoying that super pleasant, retro platforming vibe in the evenings and (while she has the controller) I decided to do some rendering/volume study to help with work. SoOo this fanart got a little out of hand >_> But seriously this game is adorable.
I feel like I’m learning some new stuff, studying from others work- there’s always more I want to get my head around: depth of field, edge control, soft volumes and doing it quick are all new fixations! Amazing how something that eludes you for years will suddenly click!