shrekyourself:

ggepisodes:

With the new schedule change for Game Grumps, it’s not only good on them, but this is good for me (allows me to play catch up). I also know that there are going to be fans complaining about this change. Here’s the new schedule:

askfallenroyalty:

sandmanslim:

idkwhatamdoin:

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

can’t believe ‘coco from foster’s home for imaginary friends was born from a starving child’s dying dream as they spiraled into desperate insanity after getting stranded on an island’ isn’t an edgy theory but something the creator just casually brought up on his deviantart

(Coco is a bit complicated to explain but I’ll try. As you might know from “Good Wilt Hunting” Coco was found on a deserted island. Well I based her look on the images her creator was exposed to on the island. Her head is the palm trees that dominated the landscape. Her body is the crashed wreckage of the plane which brought her creator to the island. Her beak is a deflated rubber life raft. And her orange feet represent the sunburned feet that her creator stared at all day. Her name Coco comes from the Coconuts that her creator ate everyday. Her odd personality derives from the fact that her creator wasn’t mentally all quite there from being on the island for so long. Phew!!)

Well she lays eggs of anything you need too

back-that-sass-up:

raepritewrites:

back-that-sass-up:

not to be racist but i can’t tell customers apart

The truth hurts so much, but it cannot be denied - 2 minutes after you leave my line of sight, I have no idea who you are, you’re just another arm I’ve stabbed with a needle

god I hope you work in the medical field

writing-prompt-s:

A teenage boy is trying to save the world, but keeps getting distracted by hot boys.

Percy Jackson

yourplayersaidwhat:

So the rogue of our party had an invisibility cloak. He once used it to sneak into a room full of bugbears and the proceeded to steal from them. 

Although he rolled high our dm goes “ yeah they are 5 bugbears so they suddenly see a hand come out of nowhere and stealing the pouch”. 

While the bugbears were trying to find him, he rushed to the door. He swung it open exposing the rest 3 of us. 

Dm: good job you, the rogue, just eXPOSED YOUR WHOLE PARTY WELL DONE

sabertoothwalrus:

guiltyfilthycasuals:

I can solve this millennial or gen z confusion

If you had any of the following phones as a teenager you’re a millennial. If you started teenage years with an iPhone you’re gen z.

see also: did you need to carry around a separate device to listen to your music with which had no speakers so if you forgot headphones you were fucked

suspiciouscoconut:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

thebibliosphere:

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

This post crosses my dashboard every so often and every time, I’m reminded of when I discovered that my whole house was grounded to a gas line.

Good times.