dimetrodone:

epicmuttonchops:

dimetrodone:

ajhasaplan:

dimetrodone:

 “Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely has the body plan of a human, and other times people mean literally just a normal ass human with things added on

as long as it has a sensory organ or two and some limbs, it’s humanoid enough as far as I’m concerned.

Behold a man

the bare minimum is that humanoids must be bipedal

Behold a man: part 2

Man

awesomacious:

Hello darkness my old friend…

petite-pumpkin:

It was broken at first, but Asgore managed to fix it for him somehow.

magiclairium:

railroadsoftware:

breastforce:

God damn I’ve been Owned…

where’s jack going

to undo the future that is aku

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM playing an old man npc: And…. what’re yew suppost tuh be?

Player: Goth.

Npc: Is that some sorta new fangled gender?

Player: Yes.

renoa:

pr1nceshawn:

her friend is so embarrassed they’re never ever having sushi again

tsutachishio:

tillaneesia:

cullenscott:

Dice

prove to me that you can make this acrobatics check by successfully performing a triple backflip off the kitchen counter in real life

“Can I seduce the goblin?” “I don’t know, can you seduce

me?”