Silver Tongue
loloftheday:
“Nick Offerman on being manly”

loloftheday:

Nick Offerman on being manly

donna-diego:

“Are you gonna… you gonna eat anybody else?”

Most likely.

darkwingsnark:
“ bluwiikoon:
“ pleasejustfuckingkillme:
“ residentwinedad:
“ salty-blue-mage:
“ pokechampion:
“ pkmndaisuki:
“ bluwiikoon:
“ objectionftw:
“ bluwiikoon:
“The answer may surprise you!
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The answer shouldn’t surprise anyone. Sunflora is...

darkwingsnark:

bluwiikoon:

pleasejustfuckingkillme:

residentwinedad:

salty-blue-mage:

pokechampion:

pkmndaisuki:

bluwiikoon:

objectionftw:

bluwiikoon:

The answer may surprise you!

The answer shouldn’t surprise anyone. Sunflora is not that strong and has a mediocre move pool, meanwhile Clair has dragons that know ice and fire moves to deal with a grass type.

The answer may surprise you!

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exhibit a: clair’s actual gs team. not one fire move in the bunch. ice beam a slight problem, but it’s only on one of them. so, everything else, nbd

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exhibit b: my own sunflora soloing clair’s kingdra after beating the dragonairs into submission. +5 sp. atk and miracle seed does wonders.

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“Make em pay.”

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This post makes me want to play through all of the Pokémon games again

Too bad we can’t see Sunflora’s level, I’m sure it’s like 60 lmao.

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The sunny boye himself!

I’m so happy that the Sunflora trainer keeps dragging everybody. Good show!

honestly it seems like people didnt learn their lesson after pachurisu crushed everyone a few years back

thegardenerofvoltron:

proudlyfangirlingravenclaw:

13th-hokage:

biglawbear:

ashleyisaboysnametoo:

localstarboy:

I’m so mad I watched this 😂

😭😂

I’M ANGRY

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I hate y’all!! 😭😭😭

“Complicated which starts with C so well we’ll cross that out”

DEAD

….. this is what the human race has accomplished 😂😂😂

This is awesome ahahah

tisfan:
“ thecheshirecass:
“ shotfromguns:
“ everydayconman:
“ hollowedskin:
“ fatsexybitch:
“ coffeeandstring:
“ verbalvomits:
“ I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭
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I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.
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…..does this mean cat people...

tisfan:

thecheshirecass:

shotfromguns:

everydayconman:

hollowedskin:

fatsexybitch:

coffeeandstring:

verbalvomits:

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

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some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

mismagireve:

markmaker36:

mismagireve:

Okay.

Spider-man Noir’s timeline takes place in 1933.  I don’t believe his age is stated in the movie (though I may be wrong), but Aunt May and Uncle Benjamin can be assumed to be in their 40′s-50′s since they’re usually starting to grey by the time we see Peter.  This means that they would be young adults in the 1910′s and surrounding years.  Why is this important?

Because the song “I’m A Member of The Midnight Crew” by Eddie Morton came out in 1909.

Imagine Spider-man Noir showing Miles some of the songs that his aunt and uncle used to play when he was a kid, songs that they’d dance to just as wildly as when they were a young couple fresh in love until they’d worn holes in their shoes—and with almost no fanfare, he puts this record on.

And Miles Morales, a teenage artist in the year of our lord 2018 who has definitely read Homestuck at some point in his life, will have a choice to make.

Reblogging this again because it gets better:

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This is the only addition I’m reblogging because out of all of the bullshit people have added to this post, this one is the most infinitely cursed.

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spider noir would also have been familiar with the brand new company of betty crocker

liquidstar:

huffleporg:

apeachscone:

olaf is the prime example of a genuinely bad character who did a few good deeds in his life and doesnt get redeemed because of it. the baudelaires did not mourn for him. they buried him because to them, they felt thats what they should do. they still hated him. count olafs ending is not an excuse to crown him your “uwu precious angel who was misunderstood.” he is a bad person who had a few good moments. dont romanticize his abuse of the baudelaires just because he carried kit to the island.

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I think they buried him because watching a corpse decompose is traumatizing and unhygienic. Plus it would not smell good at all. 

Burying him was more their gift to themselves than any commentary on his worth as a character. 

damn wtf happened in frozen 2

also a prime example of how a tragic backstory does not excuse the actions