past-crowry-blog:

another mystery: solved.

witch-bolt:

dnd is just improv for nerds who hate both audience pressure and theater kids

pembrokewkorgi:

doc-ravenbe:

robinmichelleblake:

issuesman:

cheskamouse:

ourexes:

parentheticalaside:

“NOBODY realized how staggeringly incompetent, idiotic, infantile, impulsive, and irresponsible Trump would turn out to be as President.”

Raise your hand if you realized how staggeringly incompetent, idiotic, infantile, impulsive, and irresponsible Trump would turn out to be.

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argumate:

wonderytho:

me irl

these fbi headcanons are getting quite detailed

probaby-offensive-memes:

no need to worry about rover’s speed now

kaleighbytheway:

tilthat:

TIL, the unconfirmed record for fastest moving manmade object is a manhole cover propelled by a nuclear detonation. A high-speed camera trained on the lid caught only one frame of it moving upward before it vanished—which means it was moving about 125,000 miles per hour

via reddit.com

I’m reblogging myself because I read the source. The lead scientist involved theorized that it was going fast enough that A) it would not have burnt up in our atmosphere, and B) it would not have been caught in Earth’s orbit. Essentially meaning, the first man made object launched into space was a manhole cover that’s still traveling the cosmic abyss.

intothewonderfulunknown:

spoopyspoony:

OK so, Elwurd is reported to be someone who “knows your mom” thus spawning the theory that she is in cahoots with Joey’s mom.

Now at first I thought that either Marvus’s “texting your sister” thing either clarified Elwurd’s thing as a throwaway joke because Joey doesn’t have a sister, but then I realized,

She DOES have a sister.

everything-is-connected:

catrickstump:

dispopular:

gamzeemakarababy:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS SHOW FOR THE PAST SEVEN YEARS AND JUST NOW REALIZED THEYRE WEARING YOUNG AND OLD VERSIONS OF THE SAME OUTFIT

I was thinking about this like what if Madame Foster wished she was young again so she could do errands that aren’t easy for her in her old age, so she imagined Frankie.

DON’T.

STOP RIGHT THERE. NOT A SINGLE STEP CLOSER.

I will stop them. frankie is completely human. in the picture day episode you see a picture of her as a child and growing up while madam foster gets older

what-sign-is-marvus-xoloto:

Caprisun, sign of the Pouch

CAPRI* = Purple Sign – *SUN = Thirst + Respect