snajey:

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neilcicierega:

This isn’t from a new video or anything, i just needed a new facebook picture

moonlandingwasfaked:

daemonspawn:

absolutely mad lads

absolute ledges

twitterlols:

MY HEART

agentnos:

i dont really know what to comment for this comic, but hey it’s kinda different from the usual jokes and goofs i make *jazz hands*

anyway, i would die for Fozzer

thatsadifferentstory:

daenerysbeauty:

i’m literally going to write out of spite a fantasy series focused on the relationship between two gay wizards in the 1920s who are driven apart due to one’s lust for power, ultimately leading to a final confrontation between the two to determine the fate of the world. and you know what??? jk can’t even sue me for it since she never actually incorporated it into her works, so boom i win.

PLEASE

make sure one of them roller blades everywhere

hostilemuppet:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

hostilemuppet:

both with and without the skin!

listen this is cute and a good edit but “both with and without the skin” is the creepiest sentence i’ve ever heard

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eternallyyour-s:

*softly, to the tune of Billy Joel’s “we didn’t start the fire*

John Egbert,

saoirsesronan:

_{I’ve also modified my parents’ memories so that they’re convinced they’re really called Wendell and Monica Wilkins, and that their life’s ambition is to move to Australia, which they have now done. That’s to make it more difficult for Voldemort to track them down and interrogate them about me – or you, because unfortunately, I’ve told them quite a bit about you. Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see. - Hermione’s eyes were swimming with tears again.}

notnoce:

addition: aging open fizzy drinks to ripe perfection on every windowsill of the house