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hamsterhats:
“I couldn’t resist trying to draw @sohotthateveryonedied‘s adorable post!
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hamsterhats:

I couldn’t resist trying to draw @sohotthateveryonedied‘s adorable post!

snailsoup:

playing with harsh lighting….idk what these are but take em i guess

spaceshipoftheseus:

bazernalbus:

canero-aether:

lucithor:

ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

this is the best possible thing that i will ever learn and i thank you for that

The people of Ancient Greece loved that ancient grease

I am begrudgingly reblogging this for the first time in like four urls for this, the first comment on this post to actually make me laugh in literally years

There’s a quote in a letter from some poor Roman stationed out in like, fucking Ukraine, basically saying it’s the worst place to live in the entire world because they grow neither olives nor grapes.

No lube and no wine. WHY EVEN BE ALIVE

image-transcribing-bot:

fandomsandanythingelse:

daisycivis:

I am at work, crying with laughter over “there is no god only Amelia Bedelia.”

I’m crying

“Oh, Amelia!” laughed Mr. Rogers.
“When I said ‘make the bed’, I didn’t mean THAT!”




“Amelia, when will you learn?” said Mr. Rogers.
“That…that’s not what I meant by ‘nail clippers.”

»




“AMELIA, THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT BY ‘BABY
SHOWER, DEAR GOD!” cried Mr. Rogers.



He wiped his brow with a handkerchief.
“Bring me my armchair, I think I’m going to faint.”


“Oh…oh god, Amelia,” stammered Mr. Rogers as he backed up.
“Where did you get the arms for that chair-”





He stopped before finishing the sentence.
“N-no, don’t answer that, I just need a brainstorm session to-”






































“No, Amelia,” pleaded Mr. Rogers as Amelia Bedelia marched
obediently onward.
“Please no!”


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Ms: Rogers realized what hod said!


“NOOOOOO0OOOOO!” wailed Mr. Rogers in eldritch horror.







It was too late. The deed was done.
There is no god. Only Amelia Bedelia.





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celticpyro:
“This is both the worst and best thing I’ve ever read.
”

celticpyro:

This is both the worst and best thing I’ve ever read.

republicansareahategroup:

justsomeantifas:

lol

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

nicovela:

urietrouble:

OK this is cute

#HumanizeHer