Silver Tongue

memattbe:

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Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.

zavalicious:

thingsthatsoundlikefacts:

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

yourplayersaidwhat:

Archer Player: What do your parents do again?
Necromancer:  They be dead.

dailyskyfox:
“ EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 😭
But, no point in crying about it, you just get on to the next update! 😊🦊
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dailyskyfox:

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 😭
But, no point in crying about it, you just get on to the next update! 😊🦊

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

aunclesquishy:

glumshoe:

Shoutout to the person who once messaged me “do you support maps” and kindly did not screenshot my answer and add it to a callout post when I said something like “oh yeah, I appreciate cartography”.

#It also stands for Multi Animator Project and yes people did harass animators over this confusion

yikes

who is responsible for picking this terrible acronym???

anyway I think people should stop saying “MAPs” and just say “pedophiles” because “MAPs” is stupid and confusing and unnecessary, and that’s what I have to say on the matter

fefnepp:
“what happens when you date a cat
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fefnepp:

what happens when you date a cat

wulfriciceberg:

kikaiz:

REALLY IMPORTANT FOR POKÉMON LET’S GO

Please please please keep an eye on your pokeball amount. The game automatically switches to the next available pokeball type once you’ve run out and the game does not warn you if your last ball is the Master Ball.

I just watched a streamer who hasn’t saved in forever accidentally catch a tentacool with his Master Ball because he didn’t realize he ran out of every other type. Please save often and keep an eye on how many pokeballs you have.

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THE PROPHECY…

creepsandcrawlers:

overfedvenison:

friendshipismax:

thebuttkingpost:

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

Nah man, humans are the coolest

It’s one thing to fight demons if you’re from a species that lives for hundreds of years, is tied to natural magic, and births the best archers on the planet. It’s another thing entirely to do the same when your species is known to be slightly-above-average at farming.

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

abracafuku:

underrated mbmbam moment: when travis got a new dog and talked about wanting to give her a website like the one he has for his other dog (buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com) then realised if he wanted lilyisaverygoodgirl.com he needed to race justin at that exact moment for it and he franticly starts trying to buy it but finds that it exists already and redirects to justins twitter and its then revealed justin bought it the day travis got the dog

sandersstudies:

all-my-fandoms-are-killing-me:

sandersstudies:

fainsworld:

pleaseletthisjimbetaken:

sandersstudies:

samsjammaam:

sandersstudies:

roman-flair:

sandersstudies:

rinofwater:

sandersstudies:

i-will-physically-fight-you:

sandersstudies:

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

Dogs.

I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.

The sky

Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.

Super Mario Bros.

Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.

John Mulaney

He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.

Omfg

Pokemon

Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.

OP

OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess