You guys have made me regret not disqualifying Brook beforehand (which I could have done because a requirement was that the character had to have great tits and… BROOK HAS NONE!). I was fairly certain he would be out in the first round.
BUT LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF VOTES! You guys really cared about this one, huh? I don’t think I’ve had that many votes on a tournament poll before. I’ve also gained 33 new followers since this poll went up… crazy.
I knew I could ask you all not to vote for the funny option, but no one would listen anyway 😅 (also lots of people who didn’t even see that, of course, because the poll traveled way outside this blog and even outside the fandom (#I don’t go here but vote for the skeleton))
My favorite part of Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is that if you don’t play DnD, it’s a solid fantasy movie, but if you DO play DnD, you can feel in your soul the table talk that’s almost certainly happening over the events of the movie. Like…
“Are you guys sure you don’t want to take a perception check?”
“I said we jump out the window.”
or
“And he turns and walks directly northwards away from you guys.”
“The map shows a rock-”
“HE WALKS OVER THE ROCK.”
or
“Fuck it, I throw a potato.”
“Okay… roll for potato, I guess.”
“That was a 20.”
or
“I know we won, but I have bonus actions and I’m going to use them, damn it.”
My second favorite thing about the DnD movie is how you can absolutely clock some of the rolls happening during fights, or even other situations where dice rolls would be required.
There’s an impressively failed dexterity check that really stands out. Gotta watch your feet, bud.
Lets be honest. The best mechanics gag was the intellect eaters ignoring all of them because they all decided intelligence was a dump stat, even the DM’s special boy
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
