Silver Tongue

uss-edsall:

anybody-have-a-gps:

uss-edsall:

uss-edsall:

My fellow Americans

It is with a heavy heart that I say that the Aussies and kiwis have beaten us to the next year again. As a red blooded American and true patriot, I say that we must not let this stand

Make 2019 the year America reaches before Australians

My Fellow Americans,

We’ve Failed.

My Fellow Australians,

We have again succeeded.

My Fellow Americans,

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We have made a foothold. We beat Sydney to 2019.

miniboo118:
“ 2019 is the year i start doing purely self indulgent art instead of feeling like all my work needs to be made with an audience in mind
starting the year with a sketchy blue diamond in suspenders and heels because im gay for her
”

miniboo118:

2019 is the year i start doing purely self indulgent art instead of feeling like all my work needs to be made with an audience in mind

starting the year with a sketchy blue diamond in suspenders and heels because im gay for her

nicoledatlangin:

6i:

it takes years to develop your craft. do not romanticize the idea of an ‘overnight success’. be a student. grow organically. get really good. hate your work. start over. find new ways to express the same ideas. the student becomes the master. your time will come.

so SO IMPORTANT

broconutt:

  ”I knew I couldn’t be the only one!”

opossummypossum:

stopgivingthemthings:

All I want for Christmas is:

  • dark grey eye shadow
  • fingerless gloves
  • a fluffy oversized grey sweater

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scraps-is-busy:
“ Trying to do more odd angles in my art. Enjoy!
ALSO SHARE YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS!
Includes @silver-tongues-blog and @kilalabunnies
”
my new years resolution is to stop being a pillow

scraps-is-busy:

Trying to do more odd angles in my art. Enjoy!

ALSO SHARE YOUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS!

Includes @silver-tongues-blog and @kilalabunnies

my new years resolution is to stop being a pillow

nogfhaver:
“ dracumon:
“ dlubes:
“ spacedaydreams:
“ me in a horror movie
”
1st text - Friday: 10:23PM
2nd text - Today 9:37PM
”
AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ
”
“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?” ”

nogfhaver:

dracumon:

dlubes:

spacedaydreams:

me in a horror movie

1st text - Friday: 10:23PM

2nd text - Today 9:37PM

AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ

“sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”

regularlesbian:
“ speeps-highway:
“Sonic 06 on an emulator is a truly beautiful thing
”
this is what all vaporwave musicians see themselves as
”

regularlesbian:

speeps-highway:

Sonic 06 on an emulator is a truly beautiful thing

this is what all vaporwave musicians see themselves as

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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shiftingpath:

gettzi:

scarilysweet:

goddammitstacey:

I just turned to my housemate and said, “y’know, we’d never know if we were haunted” because we have four cats between us, so every clunk, bump, and crash gets entirely ignored

and now I want a movie about a ghost becoming increasingly desperate to haunt a family but they have cats and so the poor dear goes completely ignored

I’ve had this thought before. My cats aren’t allowed in the bedroom, and sometimes I hear them try to come in and just shout “No thank you!” at them. How hilarious would it be if I was really yelling at a poor ghost, trying to spook me.

Between my cat and my ADHD (wait, where did I put my purse? Wasn’t just here? Oh it’s in the pantry. Eh, must be a brain fail. Again.) I would never know whether or not my ass was haunted.

Spirit: (pulls out a tablecloth, everything on the table crashing onto the floor)
Cat Owner: CUT IT OUT! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DINING ROOM?
Spirit: (nervously moves to the kitchen)