Silver Tongue

dyspo:

how is this episode even real lmao

literalforklift:

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🎉🎉 HAPPY 1985 EVERYBODY!! 🎉🎉

YA’LL….

krxs100:

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Mainstream Media Now Openly Reporting on the Elite Lining Up to Ingest the Blood of Children…. Seriously

Once the talk of conspiracy theorists — the rich ingesting the blood of the young to foster longevity — is now a reality and an actual business in the United States. Not only is it a business but billionaires are actually admitting their interest in it. Now, even the mainstream media is reporting it.

Peter Thiel, the billionaire co-founder of PayPal and adviser to Donald Trump told Inc. magazine:

“I’m looking into parabiosis stuff, which I think is really interesting. This is where they did the young blood into older mice and they found that had a massive rejuvenating effect. I think there are a lot of these things that have been strangely under-explored.”

As Vanity Fair reports, Ambrosia, which buys its blood from blood banks, now has about 100 paying customers. Some are Silicon Valley technologists, like Thiel, though Karmazin stressed that tech types aren’t Ambrosia’s only clients and that anyone over 35 is eligible for its transfusions.

Aside from the gruesome historical and occult background of such practices, there is literally NO DATA that suggests the process even works.

“There‘s just no clinical evidence [that the treatment will be beneficial], and you‘re basically abusing people‘s trust and the public excitement around this,” Stanford University neuroscientist Tony Wyss-Coray, who conducted a 2014 study of young blood plasma in mice, told Science magazinelast summer, as reported by Vanity Fair. 

#STAYWOKE

hot take

series of unfortunate events is just the OG spy kids

extinction:

thehistorychannel:

imagine loving your anime wife so much you take 4 years and 4 months off your life to make this image in survival mode in Minecraft, that’s right…Minecraft

absolute dedication right there

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you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

su-but-othrstf-too:

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Originally posted by pearl-likes-pi

Alex H: “what happens if a gem is in the dark too long?”

Rebecca S: “I cant answer that.”

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?!?!?!?!????????!

jitterbugjive:

knight-nick:

ghostecutioner:

pyonkotchi:

Ppl without ADHD be like “oh if I get rid of all possible distractions then you’ll be forced to focus on the boring task!” Fool… You underestimate my Power 

#if you can’t use storebought distractions homemade is fine

“There is nothing on the desk besides my homework. Oh. Well would you look at that. I have hands.”

“i should be working but this one nail on my left hand is a little longer than the rest so imma spend the next 30 minutes chewing my nails to equal lengths instead”

jitterbugjive:
“ mymagicgrandpa:
“ It’s here! It’s finally here! My Magic Grandpa’s pilot finally begins!
I’ll be updating the pages to this post every three days since I designed it to be a 10 page update for tumblr’s format.
Welcome to Roseland,...

jitterbugjive:

mymagicgrandpa:

It’s here! It’s finally here! My Magic Grandpa’s pilot finally begins!


I’ll be updating the pages to this post every three days since I designed it to be a 10 page update for tumblr’s format.

Welcome to Roseland, based on my home city! (Yes, I have seen people in banana costumes messing with statues, this is just another normal day in Portland)

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IT BEGINS