elucidativeillusionist:
“thats too many clowns
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elucidativeillusionist:

thats too many clowns

Now, I’m sadly not a dog owner…

scoobydoomistakes:

…but if I did own one… 

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…and someone’s arm appeared through its neck… and its lower body completely disappeared…

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I feel like I would find that somewhat concerning.

Hairless cats, bodiless dogs, what’s the world coming to?

vividlyme:

bxluu:

gorditita:

Why does Victoria Secret hate fat pussy

Wrong demographic. Find a new brand.

*walks in store with different brand* “uh yes do you sell panties for fatter pussies? I like my lips on the inside”

wizard spells used for getting freaky

servals-dank-meme-machine:

chexgirlfriend:

chexgirlfriend:

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once you’re done getting freaky

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The most powerful spell tho

plasticbile:

Fallout 4 (2015)

maneth985:

mr-john-steele:

That shot at Justice league tho lmao god damn

lmfao he doesn’t break the fourth wall, he shatters it

This is the most blessed blog. Hey, Seb, besides being adorable what do you like to do for fun?

dreemurr-reborn:

* Next year we’re going to try silly hats!