Silver Tongue

kaijuno:
“ kaijuno:
“A rich person wrote this article
”
fuck im so good at this
”

kaijuno:
A rich person wrote this article
fuck im so good at this

Study Shows Ancient Americans Bred Dogs for Their Wool »

- Toriel decides to take matters into her own hands

Original comic by phillip-bankss

Original comic by phillip-bankss
Special thanks to Kyle Honk for providing the voice of Toriel

chefpyro:

call a pipe dentist

my favourite videogame mascots are the pipe dentist brothers, mario and luigi

the-worm-man:

kaijuno:
Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy
half of the time:
the other half:

digital-medic:

panicpractice:

tilthat:
TIL that due to altitude, your tastebud sensitivity to salts and sweets are reduced 30%. And because 80% of what people think is taste is actually smell, the 12% humidity in a pressurized airplane cabin causes odor receptors not to function, food tastes twice as bland than on the ground.
via reddit.com

chronomally:

I think my favorite cr1tikal exclamation of surprise is “you’ve gotta be putting my groceries away”

gaycism: