oppa-homeless-style:

oppa-homeless-style:

boss you made a callout post for a child…?

fozmeadows:

thehoosh:

kh2rac:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

iam-miraculous:

lily-peet:

PREACH!

Give this a 100,000 notes please. This needs to be all over the internet.

THIS! Conservatives want to pretend that academia is made up of liberal elites instead of admitting that education and factual knowledge fly directly in the face of their ignorant, ridiculous views.

I’m surprised it took this long for someone to say this tbh

every tweet made my heart grow bigger

MIC DROP

thebuttkingpost:

etudeofchu:

What the fuck is going on in here in this game

If you fail a mission mads mikkelsen makes a callout post about you

ryansreign:

pettyqueer:

🐸☕

Originally posted by speckledsnail

mamaduafe:

gahdamnpunk:

her holding that big ass iPhone has me dead 😭😭

She is as big as his shoe

homodave:

fs in chat

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Towards the end of an hour-long combat

Bloodrager: SOMEONE HELP ME KILL HIM!

Necromancer: I’m trying! This is not going according to plan!

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

dont burn the horses

thetygre:

psychoticrambling:

my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time

Rolling 1 on a Divination check.

ectotheology:

imstuckathome12:

ectotheology:

godkin john moodboard (you MUST ttag as kin)

What if I refuse 

you will die in 7 days