dankmemeuniversity:

fun fact; those captchas track your mouse movement so you probably failed because you moved too straight a line.

praiseforphan:

frigglishsprite413:

And a happy new fear

you can only reblog this in the six (6) days between the two (2) occasions

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

uncle-cucky:

Chonky hamster,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hungy,,,,,,,,,,,

hildawhite:

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

werewolfblake:

bottomsrightsactivist:

surprisebitch:

beesus-christ:

reactionfaces:

Shulk’s bussy after being used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

You’re all going to hell

@sodomymcscurvylegs Wrote this

salty-red-mage:

They did it while we were sleeping.

dammek:

what would happen if I just

… posted these two pups…

TOGETHER. 

basedheisenberg:

cutiesncantrips:

infomaniac:

ithelpstodream:

HALLOWEEN PSA: “my heroes”
(watch the whole thing)

OK so I cried a little though in context it was obvious what was gonna happen

Between the comment and the dramatic music, I thought it was gonna be sad. Thankfully, it was just awesome.