Silver Tongue

nijigendreamfever:

“So this is it, uh.. The final Sunday of 2018…”

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gunli:

legunlas:

aragun:

You have my gun

And my gun

And my gun!

curseworm:

dumbasses online using “male” and “female” as nouns sounding like a failed zoologist trying to impress the bird handler at the pet store

gayrados:

theaustinstollhaus:

chefpyro:

wish pokemon was real so i could move to the country and farm mareep in peace

They’re called… sheep…

can your sheep do THIS [gets electrocuted]

adumbrant:

Stop comparing the Avatar series to whatever cartoon-of-the-week that yall are cobbling together a pedestal for! I’m not saying that they’re bad, but keep Avatar’s name out ya mouth. They should never, could never, will never compare. She doesn’t have the range

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adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him By A 12-Year-Old Pacifist Monk.

me: aang is a very powerful avatar and the fact that he was able to mostly-master all the elements at such a young age means he would be a terrifying opponent!

also me: avatar roku’s spirit spends at least 30% of his time haunting ozai, slapping trash can lids together & yelling “you got beat up by caillou”

nitramaraho:

gaysemiotics:

dirtylittledamsel:

cops on Queer Eye:

  • are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find
  • their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked
  • when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation 

firefighters on Queer Eye:

  • try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters 
  • let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest
  • let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks
  • take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves
  • their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen
  • the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

I mean they do it’s just usually prefaced with “Can I please”

moonhermitbuddyboy:

amalgarn:

I don’t know how to deal with this

Their blood is black, y’know.

probablybadrpgideas:

subvert all expectations by having literally nothing happen ever. finding players? settting up times to play? how cliche.

itsfreerheelestate:

You fool! You’re now in range of my stand!

「Itsy-Bitsy-Spider」

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