Silver Tongue

urlocalbestgirl275:

zootycoon:

zootycoon:

grapiibear:

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

LAST FINGERS IN HIS ASS SUNDAY OF THE YEAR YEET

regbian:

wherehipposdrome:

elderberrycoughdrops:

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

the claire witch project

paulthebukkit:

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when you see a dog and you know youre gonna pet the shit out of it

tamascotchi:

hervacationh0me:

unpatchedglitch:

dying from easily treatable diseases to own the libs lol

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she was also anti-vax and it was the flu and meningitis that killed her (both completely routine to vaccinate for, esp in your early 20s) so here’s ur reminder to go get vaccinated and not listen to ppl who tell you otherwise!

bogleech:

bogleech:

bogleech:

Seriously though if your “lust” demon is designed to be sexy and seductive thereby making you want to do a lust on it or something, then logical progression should mean that the gluttony demon is made out of delicious food, wrath should be someone so obnoxious you can’t possibly hold your temper around them and sloth should be a really nice couch

I guess this means greed would have to be made of or full of money, maybe like a piggy bank demon and you have to murder it to get the treasure inside.

Envy is just this really really awesome guy or gal, like so charming and cool and tough  and successful at everything it makes you feel like shit, they’re everything everybody wishes they were.

And then pride would have to be the exact opposite, a gross slob who kisses your ass and tricks you into feeling superior

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like…I OWN the goku? And that makes me feel sinfully proud?

Yeah actually I guess that checks out

out-there-on-the-maroon:

adios-toreadork:

glumshoe:

cipherface:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Art forgery is the best crime tbh. It requires absolutely incredible artistic talent, technical skill, and attention to detail to make convincing fakes. Does anyone get hurt from it? No! The only people who suffer for it are the extremely wealthy who want the prestige of having original paintings in their own homes. It’s full of international intrigue and mystery. Perfect.

Also… art forgers like van Meegeren sometimes become a kind of folk hero. A swindler, sure, but a gentleman’s swindler.

I liked this guy’s story, Mark Landis, who conned several dozen museums into displaying his forgeries, but when the FBI came after him they couldn’t do anything because he had always given them away as donations. They said if they could have found that he’d ever taken anything in exchange they would have prosecuted him, but all he wanted was get to out of the house and meet people.

“The first painting Landis “donated” was a copy of a work by Maynard Dixon, an artist well-known for his paintings of cowboys and Indians. It started as impulse, Landis says, but then “everybody was just so nice and treated me with respect and deference and friendship, things I was very unused to — I mean, actually not used to at all. And I got addicted to it.”” And it looks like all his forgeries are done with cheap materials, like markers and Hobby Lobby frames.

Ok, but Wolfgang Beltracchi is probably one of the best Fraud Artists in the world.

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His career brought him millions upon millions of dollars and lasted almost 40 years. He finally admitted to painting fraudulent art after the white paint he used came under scrutiny. 

Bob Simon: What do you think this Max Ernst would be worth?
Wolfgang Beltracchi: This one?
Simon: Yeah.
Beltracchi: $5 million, I think.
Simon: $5 million.  And you can do it in three days?
Beltracchi: Yeah, oh yes, yes, sure, or quicker”

-From a 60 minutes interview with Bob Simon


In The interview with Beltracchi, he said that none of his forgeries are copies, they’re all original works that the famous artists could have painted.

“Beltracchi estimates he has done 25 Max Ernsts. He is not copying an existing work. He’s painting something he thinks Ernst might have done if he’d had the time or felt like it.”
 -  The Con Artist: A multi-million dollar art scam


His wife was also in on the scam, she would dress up in old clothing and take pictures holding the paintings with old cameras to fake proof of the paintings’ ages.

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At the end of the interview with Wolfgang Beltracchi he was asked if he felt he had done anything wrong, his answer was “ Yeah, I used the wrong kind of paint”

Just … the levels of con there, the fake photos and … wow. That’s incredible. 

holdyourghost:

rosewater1997:

Are you there god It’s me your bastard child 

(Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan)

How to tell you’re talking to a digital artist

jitterbugjive:

crystalsuicune:

Say you prefer jpg over png and watch their expression

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pinkmarco:

pinkmarco:

Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer

People are all like “he’s an alien” like so was Hela and she pulled up with some iconic goth looks, Chanel horned helmet, a beautiful smokey eye, nails that could cut diamonds, Thanos has no excuse fashion is universal

and dont forget that jeff goldblum is even OLDER than thanos and he shows up in a gold bathrobe and stuff and looks a hell of a lot better than thanos.