*privatized firefighting company lets my house burn down because i didn’t have enough money to pay for my subscription*
“just you wait until i call a DIFFERENT company the next time my house burns down. you just lost a customer, my good sirs!”
*electricity company charges me at rates that take away 90% of my income*
“oh just you wait until me and my boys build an entire nationwide alternate power grid to compete with you guys, you’re about to get FUCKED UP by the free market, bro.”
when a gamer dies they go to the big discord server in the sky
#[user] has joined the server everyone give them a warm welcome! #entire chat: F
people who dislike the ice cream pokemon for being ice cream pokemon are extremely invalid
People who dislike the garbage bag pokemon because its “literal garbage” are also invalid
