cashewmonster:

suppermariobroth:

This Kong with a hat was featured heavily in early Donkey Kong Land art - without name or explanation - and then was dropped once the game came out. He remains a mystery.

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maplebungus:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

podcasters are the new rappers. not necessarily true, just a possible sentence you could say or write. got to go

hey im griffin mcelmore remember to floss

clientsfromhell:

The client has his site hosted by [Provider X]. This provider is known for issues with, namely, emails. In this case, sent messages never got delivered, and incoming was basically just junk mail. I’m talking 100+ spam messages daily.

Also good to point out, this client knows all too well this I freelance on my personal time, outside of my day job.

Client: So can you fix this?

Me: Sure, let me take a look.

After finding out the issue was in fact with [Provider X], I began setting up his email accounts with Gmail. Quick preliminary tests worked, confirming the issue.

Note that the importing of 6 months worth of emails (roughly 2000 messages) took all of 4.5 hours.

I requested the existing password to an account to import another email account but didn’t receive it. Until…

Client: I couldn’t access all my emails so I reverted to [Provider X] until I could get everything working seamlessly.

So here I am sitting here asking myself how much I like my job.

dancerhotcocoa:

torivic:

is it even a cartoon for kids?

“enjoying your eternal rest” #mood

possumoftheday:
“ Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Peanut, the Football Pickin’ Possum!
(Read More: http://tennesseeaquarium.blogspot.com/2011/09/peanut-tennessee-aquariums-football.html?m=1 )
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possumoftheday:

Today’s Possum of the Day has been brought to you by: Peanut, the Football Pickin’ Possum!

(Read More: http://tennesseeaquarium.blogspot.com/2011/09/peanut-tennessee-aquariums-football.html?m=1 )

ghiraheeheeheem:
“ deepnest:
“ musicalhell:
“ never-work-retail:
“ realfart:
“ deerdem:
“ selkiesounds:
“ bogmoth:
“ I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from...

ghiraheeheeheem:

deepnest:

musicalhell:

never-work-retail:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

I’m so fucking stunned right now that I’ve just typed this line out about 6 times then deleted it because I cannot even find the right words to express how much this pisses me off. If I saw him after that, I’d make a point to mention all 3.

How horrible a person do you have to be to shame people for using basic pleasantries?

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I’m sorry but if anyone ever handed me one of these I think I would pass out from laughing so fucking hard

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It’s literally this I’m fucking dying

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

turnon-thebrightlights:

turnon-thebrightlights:

norwayspruce:

advanced-procrastination:

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

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I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

Anyway that’s not what hieroglyphics are. Egyptian hieroglyphics were letters they were just fancy letters

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So whatever this person is talking about they can’t even be a nerd correctly

Way to be an #antijokechicken nick

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I’m bringing it back

wayneradiotv:
“guillermo del toro’s little brother
”

wayneradiotv:

guillermo del toro’s little brother

dead-sollux:

siderealscribblings:

siderealscribblings:

fandom has taught me not to make my villain a skinny conventionally attractive white man because no matter how horrible I write them, some degenerate is gonna do mental gymnastics to excuse their shitty behavior and ship them with my heroine despite an appalling lack of romantic chemistry

Types of Responses on This Post

  • people claiming that “fandom will ship anything” as though skinny cis white boys don’t get fawned over even if they’re serial killers
  • people dunking on kylo ren
  • kylo ren fans who are desperately upset by people dunking on kylo ren

you think that will save you? hirsch created a one-eyed triangle demon who tried to murder children and look what fucking happened