Silver Tongue

all health potions taste like ketchup and are as viscus as ketchup. anytime your players want to drink a health potion, they have to eat a ketchup packet for each tier of potion

dratski:

why would u make health potions spicy tho :( or at least spicy in a ketchup way. I think they would be spicy in a fizzy soda way instead

terezi probably takes attorney/client privilege super seriously and not seriously at the same time. like if you tell her something in confidence she will not say it to anyone but also like... shed also not say trivial things too. like "hey terezi, whats john want for his birthday?" and shed be like "youre gonna need a specialized warrant to get that info from me"

thatneoncrisis:

EXACTLY. she picks and chooses how seriously she takes it. she is simply the best there is

normal-horoscopes:

Taylor swift’s plane is actually carbon neutral, but Taylor herself gives off thousands of pounds of fossil fuel emissions per day.

sn0wbro:

afronick:

sn0wbro:

remembering what i was like in the past

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using those memories to shape yourself into a better person

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montinew-draws:

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‘’Just two lightsabers crossed together, and a heart’’

teaboot:

laughingfish:

only-tiktoks:

Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

Cold open to the hottest new procedural crime show

gomi-chandesu:

ydrill:

I genuinely love all those comments on this video

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Would like to formally apologize to the animation team behind the OG scooby doo. I thought this shit was just cheap animation, they really did just dance like that back then.

onlinebeast:

onlinebeast:

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

Uh Oh

bisexualwinry:
“tag yourself i’m ho heimlich
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bisexualwinry:

tag yourself i’m ho heimlich