afallenwolf:

I can come up with a character concept for any D&D race except kobold. Wtf?!

what about a kobold whose main goal is to take down a guild off dragon hunters

wachawii:

the group chat is so fucking funny

probablybadrpgideas:

Your background is in HR. You evaluate everything your party does from an HR viewpoint

several claims of sexual harassment from the bard

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i feel like these 3 would have a lot of trash talking to share if they ever got together for a boy’s night

*sebastian & iago arguing over who has it worse, babysitting headstrong royalty or serving a corrupt usurper with delusions of grandeur*

zazu: excuse me gentlemen but i may be uniquely qualified to offer comment on this matter

astera-trash:

am i funny yet

neilnevins:

When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog

dare-to-dm:

bixbiboom:

Matthew.

I have fallen for this more than once as a player.

iwantthatdickgrayson:

sonoranscales:

kyrothedragon:

dovewithscales:

basiliskfree:

communistchexmix:

blizzardvern:

hornyreptiles:

dateadragonsuggestion:

daedricsheep:

thatll-do:

daedricsheep:

thatll-do:

noivern:

basiliskfree:

circesadventures:

rareandradiant-maiden:

noivern:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

DAWWW SO CUTE :>

they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

it’s not polite!

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

@basiliskfree @noivern

a solution: giant beanbag chairs

Draw that in a separate post also these

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just…
Idk
Try

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

Wow

cyandlne:

i see your “characters that would be oddly sexualized now” and I raise you this

afallenwolf:

celticpyro:

mythicalwashrag:

vanquishedvaliant:

null-set:

vanquishedvaliant:

null-set:

vanquishedvaliant:

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

i dont follow

+

okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

No honestly, this stuff is great for us fantasy writers.