Silver Tongue

epikalstorms:

vorbits:

underrmyumbrellaella:

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this is the true gen z experience

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

derinthemadscientist:

insomniac-arrest:

movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here

humans irl: *pack bond with strangers*

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*pack bond with large carnivores*

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*pack bond with robots in space thousands of miles away*

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Apocalypse preppers who fantasise about all our artificial rules and governments falling away in times of chaos seem to forget that we invented those rules and governments. Over and over. When you put humans near each other, they group up and make a society; that’s why those  governments exist. Do they think we magically stop doing that in dangerous situations? Because… we don’t.

also i wanna point out that people who jerk their own ego with apocalypse fantasies wouldnt even last a year because they devalue neccessary facets of survival like making cloths, farming, washing and other things which make society function, especially if they stay by themselves.

sunflowermews:
“Hiya @deannejello, I was your secret santa this year! I really liked the prompt for calliope in space but I thought it would be cute if she had a friend! I hope you like it!!! @homestuckss
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sunflowermews:

Hiya @deannejello, I was your secret santa this year! I really liked the prompt for calliope in space but I thought it would be cute if she had a friend! I hope you like it!!! @homestuckss

slitherbot:
“terzerzi pyrop
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slitherbot:

terzerzi pyrop

bedsafely:

william-ascenzo:

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An orchestral medley of the Undertale soundtrack by Toby Fox (the game is also by Toby Fox)

Cover art provided by @jefflaclede

This is gorgeous… Gosh!!!

knightmare-fuel:

so I played undertale…..

second one

third one

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

some people on this site aren’t even funny they just have funny followers who make comedic additions to their otherwise bland text posts

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