Silver Tongue

ishimustard:

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

saltytothecore:

zenyatta:

roadhogsbigbelly:

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How the hell can zenyatta ever get a cinematic when two of his main abilities don’t even fucking exist

zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death

Zenyatta only knows three spells: healing word, vicious mockery, and boot to the head.

most people think zenyatta is a cleric or monk but his moveset makes it clear hes a bard

katniss-everbeans:

mendes-holland:

acapelladitty:

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

best roxy moment; when she cut eyeholes in a tie

banishedquasiroyal:

tfw you meet another human for the first time ever and immediately go in for a little hug

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valid

maxofs2d:

agmemnon:

chikkou:

honestly so many Gamers ™ are so blatantly racist and homophobic that sonicfox not only winning the esports award last night (in a FURSUIT NO LESS), and then proceeding to snatch them all by their grey hairs in his speech was so fucking ballsy and i am honestly so proud of him for it

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thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

thatneoncrisis:

You know it was probably for the best the Terezi was some recluse who lived in the woods and ate live squirrel meat because if she actively participated in society with other teals they would have fucking necked themselves

She shows up to the meeting 20 minutes late in footie pajamas and light up sketchers and plays Zelda throughout the whole thing but no one can say shit because she got a 375 on her bar exam

Some exhausted teal co-worker: do have the file I asked for

Terezi, on her third box of chalk that week: OH FUCK Y34H

Co-worker, upon being handed an report written in gel pen and covered in glitter that will somehow be the most skilled and competently written thing he’s read all month:

totalspiffage:

Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.

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quietly-islayem:

gaycism:

nameiscorey:

gaycism:

I’ve watched this like 10 times because I don’t understand

im so sad when it ends everytime. i want more

Where did the notes go looool

Wtf

ssquidsss:

you: codsworth :)))

me, an intellectual: 

oh, i’m sorry, did you mean:

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